Dad, Asim and Ayesha loved watching television. The three of them would always fight as to who will watch what. Their mother wouldn’t interfere in their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep changing channels. Asim wanted to watch the cricket match, Ayesha wanted to watch the cookery show and dad the political news.
This is what their mother heard one day:
In the National Assembly today…Asif bowled his first over…and is washed away in boiling water…The finance minister…went straight into the hands of Inzi…and is sliced into pieces…Sheikh Raseed visited Rose n Jasmine Gardens…and this is how a lota looks like to…Kaneria who is now going to…break the egg. And…the leader of the opposition party…is hit on the face…which will now turn red in two minutes…during the zero hour…both the umpires…are fried golden brown. We now end the news bulletin…by inviting Inzi…to peel the onions. 
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