Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t
even care that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the
dark for DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured
it out, they wouldn’t be able to FIND the light bulbs despite
the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17
YEARS!!! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID DAMN BULBS CAME IN!
WHY?
BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A
WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12’
DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!! - IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I’m sorry…what did you ask me?