Chandaa baraa-e-Gupshup Meet of four Mullahs

It has been planned that the four “Mullahs” of Gupshup including yours truely, Lajawab, SalmanNY, and Sharaabi, will be arranging a get together in near future somewhere in East Coast.

We appeal to you to contribute generously with your money for this historic meet.

The details of the meet will be shared in WA forum, that is IFF it ever happened.

Allah aap sub ko aik aik meet maiN shirkat kee sa’adat ataa farmaaYe.. aameen.

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Self-proclaimed mullahs? :confused:

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:-|

oooooo can i come????

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To all those wishing to join, be forewarned:

Since this is a 'Mullahs Meeting Anonymously' (MMA), you will be frisked for wiretaps and bugs...

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P.S. There will be a separate women's section as well, where the local NY Mullahnis will be supervising...

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will there be halwa?
and how soon after meeting do y'all plan to declare each other a kaffir :)

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lets inform FBI & CIA. they’ll make u mullahs disappear even b4 u appear :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Can i come too ? :P

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As soon as we can post on GupShup…:smiley:

Maniac: Your stance on Qadiayanis is a little too soft…I don’t know if that qualifies you as a Mullah…At least, that’s what popular opinion seems to be…:slight_smile:

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If you need a mod or two to keep the proceedings in line than do let me know. Anyone not following the agenda or not eating tons of halwa will be banned with immediate effect. :)

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Eminent Islamic theologian Sheikh Madhanee Abd ul Jabbar Jaffarabadi al lahorewala quwat al nuyuarqi is conspicuous in his absence from the list.

SleazeballNY is a mullah? :eek:

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^ lolz! itna bara naam, qureero?

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Queerio…Some are born Kafir while others choose to be one…Sheikh Madhanee Abd ul Jabbar Jaffarabadi al lahorewala quwat al nuyuarqi was declared a Kaffir long ago, hence his absence from the list…

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oh id like to come and turn those “mullah” heads upside down. the next thing we know about them: they’ve learned to lead normal lives.

straightening out the world
:smooth:

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Can I come too? I'll bring my own beer. Sara sure you are invited,make sure to wear your shuttlecock burqa and knee high boots

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You guys should hold a debate, with Madhanee, Verizon and Matsui on one side and all four of you on the other side. Share your food too. Beer and Halwa (not sure how your stomachs will handle this combo). And an NYC mod (Sehar perhanps) can moderate your discussions and then report any misconduct to Ehsan who will take proper action if necessary, including a monthly sabbatical :D

Neither side should bring any weapons please.

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Is that even a debate, or at the four of them going to get proverbial beatings?

So far as you lot being Mullahs is concerned we may want to merge this thread with Romans.

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^ ok how about *diss-cuss*ion. And you can throw in your words of wisdom or haikus from time to time to calm both sides?

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I have better things to do than grace the lives of four loney ugly people.

thanks all the same, I have a more captive, intelligent (and classy ) audience else where who may object.

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How can a sharabi be a Mullah..maybe he is a sufi?