Why do women talk so much? They can talk endlessly, aimlessly, incessantly, unceasingly on almost any topic they have knowledge of. How do they do that 
Sath bismillay, let’s start :halo:
Re: Chalti jai chalti jai…
I think these very thoughts whenever I read one of your posts 
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haday adab , gustaqh
Mad I am not talking about me, you see I am still a young girl 
On a serious note, you have no idea what I experienced yesterday. If you are among them, you end up feeling like this 
at the end of the day.
Taqlee: ahojee, shuru ho jao
hahahahahhaha Minerva I can totally understand what you mean..I have come back from different events feeling the exact same way...
I remember being invited to a family dinner where, I am loathe to say this....but the girls were all a little on the ditsy side...no actually they were all "acting" like that because there were guys around...hahaha.
Anyways, they spent the entire evening talking about TRIVIAL things...such as how they control Fly Away hairs after blow drying... or what lip gloss to lipstick ratio works... 90 pd girls telling us all how fat and ugly they are... I mean this went on and on for hoursssssssssss.....
Nothing against all the girls out there...but I was just dying...and I have never been one for mindless chatter...so no offense!!
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I always wanted to know that : What is the proper ratio of lipstick to lipgloss. I say 80 percent to 10. This is because if one decreases this ratio, one looks like a hooker on the corner of 14th and 82nd. If one increases this ratio, then they look like my 10th grade history teacher.
:P
PCG - it’s 8th and 82nd not 14th. 
Re: Chalti jai chalti jai…
Minerva ask me. I am Verizon the phone guy. When Allah swt created Woman from the rib of adam, He struck a deal with Motorola that all womens’ yappers will come equipped with unlimited-talk-free time.
Happy New Year Ya’ll
^ :biggthumb
Ab youn ke yeh tu batana hi parey ga ke bela por jana hai ke raam garh, Tum souch rahey ho gay ke main ye kyeoon pooch rahi hoon.
Tu baat ye hai ke bela pur ka kiraya derh ropeyaa our raampur ka ek ropeyaa ho ga. Ab tum pochoo gay ke basanti younkey aisa keyooon ??
Poochoo pochooo…
Arey main hi batayee deti hoon…
baat yeh hai ke bela pur yahan se 6 kos dor hai our ramgarh 10 kos dor hai. Lekin basanti ka gaaon ramgarh hai. bela por ki sawari ho tu dhanno ko lamba chakar laga kar wapas ramgarh ana parta hai…
Minerva Tum kitni payari batain karti hooo, mujh se batain karoo na:blush:
Re: Chalti jai chalti jai…
I kindda disagree with that.
I will rather say that They can talk endlessly, aimlessly, incessantly, unceasingly on almost any topic EVEN IF they have no knowledge of IT.
Its cute how you boys get irritated by it. 
Re: Chalti jai chalti jai…
Bibi..i thought you were a lady? … Women ye shair parhay ghar ki bhaidan kay liye…
Daikha ja teer kha kay kameen gah ki taraf
Apnay hi doostoon say mulaqat ho gai
Re: Chalti jai chalti jai...
Are you sure abt this?
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on almost any topic they **have* knowledge of
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guys and girls, okey even if they do not have any knowledge or know how regarding the stuff they are talking about. That was a mistake, my apologies.
Gummy, I know what you are talking about but you know girls are chatterboxes or are known becuase they have such a tendency to yupyap all the time. Chalow, thats understandable.
But what I was referring to was maybe best captured by Code and Verizon. When I wrote that, I had in my mind ( the impression left on my feeble mind after that evening) not young girls but aged women.
Baojee, app nay baja farmaya but whats wrong in being a neutral observer. I observe things from a distance without identifying myself as one of those men and women...
Verizon Happy New Year to you too.
Code: ahh, memories!!! my marhoom father had a valayati maj on his farm, there she gave birth to a kati that was named "basanti" by the hindu families that looked after that. She was cute with huge , black and shining eyes.
Khair, what I have noticed from the discussions in this forum is that men are there and ready to defend themselves while women for some reason are gracious enough to accept their worngdoings and bad habits. hmmm.
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precisely. All I have to do is say “men are pigs”, and I at least, even now, get 1 kid going off on me.
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Khair, what I have noticed from the discussions in this forum is that men are there and ready to defend themselves while women for some reason are gracious enough to accept their worngdoings and bad habits. hmmm.
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Minerva Ji ! May be you are rite, I have not noticed this particular aspect. I will look from that angle again. What I have noticed is that some girls have this obsession of dissing men. And that involves exageration, and most girls are aware of it. On the other hand I hardly see any guy seriously counterstriking
There can be several reasons for Gentlemanly behaviour of guys here...
In our culture Men respect ladies generaly and do not argue with them
In our culture it is considered Very un-manly to fight(argue) with ladies. so Ladies getting low with men, is quite uncommon.
3. Ladies in my country use more sophisticated and refined language and words in conversation. So no matter how much nauseating term some girl uses here for men, We guys are wise enough to know our values and traditions of respecting our ladies, and can never think of reciprocal name calling .
And who do not know what Minerva was talking in her first post here is an explaination. I think most of you can relate to it ;)
*Haircuts - The difference between men and women *
Women's version: ..
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
*Men's version: *
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah!
:D
Yeah, all YOU have to say is “men are pigs” and the rest of the women here feel the wrath from men for this. 
Edit: I must say, the reactions are amusing. 
^ exactly, iv never referred to men as "pig's" ever!! my daddi wont even allow us to use the "pig" term, im my house we say "ig" or "igs" You can just imagine what "old macdonald had a farm" sounds like. :D
hahaha, Miss M, my ammi told us while growing up that saying "pig" was haram. So we would always spell it out whenever we had to sing it in a nursery rhyme or while reading a story.
...because they have nothing better to do. They love telling stories and making some up in their tiny brains.