chall jhooti...:)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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aik martabba aik larki molvi sahab kay pass aate hai aru kehte hai keh molvi sahab woh naa aap say mujhay aik baat kehnee hai molvi sahab kehtay hain haan haan bolo kay kehna chahtee hoo… woh kehte hi keh molvi sahab mujhay naa galli main aik larka hai ashraf uss say mohabbat hoo gae hai.. molvi sahab kehtay hain tobba karo foran woh tumharay bhaiyoon kee tarha hai.. khair woh challi jate hai aik haftay baad aate hai phir kehte hia molvi sahab mujhay aap say aik baat aur kehne hai.. woh naa mujhay aap kay bhai say mohabbat hoo gae hai .. molvi sahab phir kehtay hain keh tobba karoo astigfir ulla woh tumharay bhaiyoon kee tarha hai toba karoo… woh khair tobaa karr keh challi jate hai… kuch arsay kay baad phir aate hai .. aur kehte hai keh molvi sahab mujhay naa aap say mohabat hoo gaee… molvi sahab jhaat kehtay hain .. chall jhooti…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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hmmmmmmm. mujhe to is main koi game kagta hai.

:thinks:

Life main tEnSiOn!!!

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dont tell me it was a joke!

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pumpkins forever!

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hehehe.

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…moulvi jee keh moulviaaanaaa credentials check karo! kuch garbar lagti hai~

  • We cannot change anything until we accept it..condemnation doesnt liberate, it oppresses…CGJung…*
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jee molvi jee it was a joke...lagta hai aap ke samajh daani main nahien aaya hai... try it again ...

mairay dill mairay mussafir

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Allah maulvi je bhi sharma gai

Funny joke though.

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molvi is an imposter

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Fake mullah ha ha ha

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Sorry but hahahah

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yeah, aesey maulvi bhi hotey heiN

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good1

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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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jee janab aisay bhee hotay hain…

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kyoon koe shak… yar aakhir unn kaa bhee dill hota hai …

mairay dill mairay mussafir

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maulvi ki dhaari mein tinka,
ya kehloon niyat mein khoot....

sab to djokein howe hain ghanae Kaaba ke samne
Kaaba djukha howa hain Mohammed(PBOH) ke sjehar mein!

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THE MOLVI IS SUCH A ..

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& A VERY

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PERSON…bUT A VERY

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JOKE…THANX FOR POSTING IT…

The first & best victory is to conquer oneself.

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rephrase, aesey maulvi HEE hotey heiN…
sab ke liye haraam or apne liye halaal…

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hanie jee buss kya karrain aisa he hai wisy aramgul bhai aisee baat nahien achay burray log har jagga hotay hain… harr ikk kaa eemaan uss par hota hia…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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Damn…that was sooo funny. Lol!
But I wish “maulvi” hadn’t been used here

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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!

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hahaha LOL very hi funny yar...
jali molvi hain...
yar aaj kal ke molvi sahab bhi na milawati hogayee hian... on ke gharoan mein bhi dish ke chanels chal rahay hote hian...
bare bhi modernize hogay hain

Friendship is a very precious gift from ALLAH, only lucky ppl got this gift.. and thanks God, I am among on those ppl who got that pricious gift..

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tht was a good 1

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btw im new here so hi every1

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welcome aboard…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir