Chai Pani and Corruption

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meraa matlab thaa k rishwat Pakistan meN kin alfaaz se maangte haiN? vahaN zaahir hai laxmii poojaa yaa laxmii darshan to nahiiN kahte hoNge...lol

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Rishwat mangne ke to boht se tareeqe honge Pakistan main. What I know the property purchased from such money get title ‘Haaza min fazl e Rabbi’ This is from my lord. OOper ki kamai ooper wale ki taraf se :bummer:

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I remember one more ‘Iss saal Malik ke karam se fasal achi hui, aap ki bhabhi ne kaha ko Bhai sahib 8-10 bori gandam de kar aao.. wahan shehr main achi gandam kahan milti hai’ :hehe:

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OMG…same dialogue was used by Kanhaiya Lal in the movie “Ganga Jamuna”…he is a baniyaa [laalaa] and he is trying to bribe an honest Police Officer in those words:

“maalik, is saal aam kii fasal bahoooot baRhiyaa aayii hai…sochaa sarkaar ko bhii khilaa ke thoRaa saa punya kamaa luuN!”

hahaha what a creapy way to bribe!

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I think gift / soghat / tohfa also alternate names of bribe :p

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indeed...ek aur lafz add kar leN...India meN Education system meN rishwat kaa rivaaj **'DONATION' **se paRaa...donations ke naam pe baRii baRii ruqoom ba taur rishwat lene aur dene kaa rivaaj aam huaa. it's a curse!

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oh how could I forget that. Ladies from upper class used to say their children (failing in exams or rusticated for bad behavior) : Principal ki khabar lene paRe gi… ghazab khuda ka hum itna donation / fund dete hain college ko. :smack:

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lol…saHeeH kahaa…un aunties ko shaayad yeh nahiiN pataa thaa k she was feeding a rishwat Khor!..paise donation waale were/are used to better their own living conditions rather then bettering the education at that institution. :slight_smile:

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Thes ladies and their kitty parties instigate me to have an other thread :rotfl:

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It’s called Jal pan in Hindi.:hmmm:

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Lol,now a days it’s called girls night out :stuck_out_tongue:

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Budhi girls night out. husnbands offering shukrane ke nafl :hehe:

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never heard that. Jal Pan =?? Ja to Pani, Pan??

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Yes jaal-paan..

Kkf or ninja can explain better :hmmm:

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yes…Indian train ke coaches meN ek notice lagaa hotaa hai jis par likhaa hotaa hai: “yahaN dhoomr paan karnaa nishedh hai”…maiN bachpane meN hamesha yehii samajhtaa thaa k “yahaN shor [dhoomr=dhoom] aur paan khaanaa man’a hai”…magar iskaa matlab hotaa hai **“yahaN smoking karnaa man’a hai” **:cb:

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Yes but jaal paan kO as chai paani ke use karte hain na? Like koi guest jaldi Mai hain so the host will say ruk jaye jaal paan to kar ke jayen.

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yup...chai pee kar jaayeN aur paan khaa kar :D

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^ lol @ paan
Remind me of paan wali thread :p

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vo kaun sii thread thii? aur mujeh yeh gaanaa yaad aa jaataa hai…maiN gaaoN meN apne jab merii moochheN vaDDi vaDDii thiiN to panwaaRii [paan waalaa] hii lagtaa thaa dikhne meN aur chuN k maiN Banaras ke qareeb kaa vaasii huN is liye yeh gaanaa Khud hii gaate huye tasavvur kiyaa kartaa thaa :slight_smile: lol

aisaa lagtaa thaa maiN kisii zamaane meN: :slight_smile:

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khaii ke paan Banaaras waalaa, khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
phir to aiiisaa kare dhamaal, seedhii kar de sab kii chaal
maiN chhoraa Ganga kinaare waala!**

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Lassi and paan wali thread thee, apne nahi dekhee??