Chai Pani and Corruption

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Re: Chai Pani and Corruption

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

lol…aur bhii tareeqe haiN jaise…

…bhai saab, jitnaa guR DaaleNge utnaa hii meeThaa hogaa [haggling over amount of bribe.
…bhai saab, ab seedhii ungli se ghee nahiiN nikaltaa
…janaab, aap hamaaraa Khayaal rakkheN, ham aapkaa Khayaal rakkheNge
…huzoor, hamaare saab baRe kaRak haiN, kaam bahooot mushkil hai aapkaa
…dekhiye, kal merii beTii ne mujh se kahaa k abbu mujhe yeh dress chaahiye, ab is salary se maiN use yeh kahaN se laa kar duuN [matlab aap Khareed deN]

lolllzzzzz

KKF you seem so experienced. aap lete hain, ya dete hain?