PhooL meRa waTan 
A thread for all the PAR-DESIs…
Have fun all and share ur PAKI stories (ofcourse from pakistan 
)
I had a bad experience with stupid Tanga 
(bohut shouq thaa baithnay ka). Will share later on, right now too bz 
Re: chaaNd meri zameeN…
batameezou tum say koi pakistan nahee gaya kabhi 
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Gaiy thi… 
wapis bhi aa gaiy
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koi bura experience ?
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If only I didnt live here in Pakistan. sighzzzz
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cool then share some stuff
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Nops I cant. This thread is just for the pardesi's. Hum to paindoo yaheen rehtay hain. Ap loug sunao.
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ghareeb logoN kay ghareeb kissay - rakshay tangO ki sairaN aur phir manji par beth kar Mom PhaliaN khaana 
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glad u started that ASN...chalou abb detail bhi dou!
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detail ye kay lahore mai mere school aik laRki hoti thi, ham schooltime kay baad ikathe jhoola lete thay wo muje peechay say dhakka deti thi phir mai tangay upar kar kay superman ki tarah jhoolay leta tha.
Aksar ham AAM chori karte thay , school mai aam kay darakht hote thay..
uski wo hansi
wo muskaan
haye allah qyamat ka dhang lati theeN
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chal paray hath yaar, teri tou kahaNi larki say start houti hai aur khatam bhi waheeN houti hai 
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ASN, You are sucha choruu, really.
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naina wali - kasmay nai
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Han na… only that mei dusro ko bura experience deti hun…
hang on their is this one incident… wen my chote mamu bought this new music system so me and my ova cuzuns all guys we went to his room 2 inspect it…
Now the thing wiv his windows in his room was that, wen u put the lite on… ppl from outside can see u clearly but for the ppl inside the room, its pitch black outside as the glass was of darker color.
Off we went…
Darwaza band kiya…
lights dim…
Music on kiya…
wen my cuzun got up and strtd to dance…
I ws lyk ‘hat parre u cant dance let me show u’… so we all got dancing mei kuch zyada hi drunk ofcourse 
when aftr a gud hour my cuzun goes out to get sum drinks… wapis aata hei aram se shareef bachon ki tarha bed par bhet jata hei and says to me Diya araam se bhet jao ab bas karro’ and im lyk kiyun??? and he’s lyk bas kaha na BHET JAO.
So 5 min baad i ask him agen ‘hua kya?’ and he’s lyk pura khandaan bahir khara hei they’r all watchin from the window including ur Daadi too And evry1’s sayin diya dance bohat acha kerti hei and tumhari ami kuch chappel wappel ka intezaam ker rahi hein…
Bass aage na poocho… wo din tha aur yeh mene khabi family party’s mei dance kerne ki koshish nahi ki. Na hi dadi jaan ke samne dance ka zikar kiya
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last time i was in pk - went to mcdonalds - so i had to use the WC, jab andar gya to darwaza khulla tha tha - the guy didnt even lock it from inside.
Anyhow i said “paa ji thora jaldi karyo”…3 mints later he came out and uskay peechay toilet paper latka hoa roll ho raha tha saath saath jaise wo chal raha tha
sachi main this one is for real.
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UA 
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chorouuuuuuuuu :o
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Kasam say this one is for real, tho i saw this scene in RamJi London Walay, but mainne ye hadsa sab say pehlay mcdonalds dekha tha.
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I soo knew it.
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Emm appi glad i made u laugh mera to keema banne wala tha…
Haye apki rotating wali hansi… sadqe jaon…
I’ll post mor later