The following Conditions before you may call yourself a certified Paki abroad:
1.You must Wear Salwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes and sometimes Rockport in a Mall
2.All Desi Males between the ages of 17 and 25 must own Honda Accords with no Insurance..
3 Must fall in love within 5 minutes of meeting someone from the opposite sex or declare brother-sister affection immediately.
4. Older women must attend weddings to check out the girls for their sons. Sons must pretend to like “Only Desi Girls because they have “Sharam” in their Eyes”.
5. Only two majors may be attempted in College: Electrical Engineering, Computer Science.
6. Must find a Pre-Paid Phone card that allows “Extra” minutes to talk free to Pakistan.
7.. Must travel By Gulf Air/ PIA back to Pakistan.
8..Always drive around in a black man’s ditched car i.e BMW
9.. You make tea in a saucepan.
10 You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
11 You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
12.Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn’t talk to her for ten years.
13You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle”.
14You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
15. Your relatives alone could populate a small city
16. Everyone is a family friend.
17. You read law, medicine or engineering at university
18. Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
19. You only make telephone calls after 6pm..
20. You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
21. You teach Westerners swearwords in Panjabi.
22. You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
23. You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage that is just 80 lbs overweight.
24. You go back to your parents’ country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
25. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just get to school.
26. Your Dad drives a Nissan.
27. You’re rich so he drives a Mercedes.
28. (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm.
29. Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
30. You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don’t know, but who insist they’re related to you, even though they bear NO resemblance to anyone YOU know.
31. Your parents compare you to all of their friends’ kids.
32. The second you pull out of someone’s driveway, your parent’s start talking about them.
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I had this in my mail
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”
lolz, its been posted here quite a few times now!
i know but in this one there were some lines that are not in the other versions..
thats why
#32
HOW SO TRUE!