Rules Passed By the Desi Committee Of Toronto
It is an honor to be a Desi.
We the Desi Community of Toronto have declared the following conditions before you may call your self a Certified Desi
1.You must Wear Shalwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes in a Mall.
2.Females must wear a Dupatta with an over coat.
3.All Desi Males between the ages of 17 and 35 must own Honda Accord/Civic with no Insurance.
4.Must wear Orangish Yellow leather Jacket imported from Zainab Market in Karachi.
5.Must fall in love within 5 minutes of meeting someone from the opposite sex or declare brother sister affection immediately.
6.Older women must attend Milads to check out the girls for their sons.
Sons must pretend to like “Only Desi Girls
because they have “Sharam” in their Eyes”.
7.Only two majors may be attempted in College.
A. Electrical Engineering.
B. Computer Science.
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Must work at least 3 months at Seven Eleven store nearest to you. Gas stations are also acceptable. Dry Cleaning will also work.
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Must find a Pre-Paid Phone card that allows “Extra” minutes to talk free to Pakistan.
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Must travel by Grey Hound. Must take Gulf Air back to Pakistan.
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Must party all year and commit excesses but go Islamic in the month of “Holy Ramzan”.
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Must Mix RoohAfza with milk and call it “Strawberry”.
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Must cry at the end of Titanic. And Pray “keh Rose kee bakshish ho jai”
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You shall have at least 5 wall clocks in the living Room. One with a Shadee Picture pasted on the Dial.
Those of you who satisfy the above conditions may rest with ease.