Rules Passed By the Desi Committee
It is an honor to be a Desi. We the Desi Community declared the
following Conditions before you may call your self a certified Desi:
1.You must Wear Shalwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes in a Mall
2.Females must wear a Dupatta with an over coat.
3.All DesiMales between the ages of 17 and 25 must own Honda Accords with no Insurance.
4.Must wear Orangish Yellow leather Jacket imported from Zainab Market inKarachi.
5.Must fall in love within 5 minutes of meeting someone from the opposite sex or declare brother sister affection immediately.
6.Older women must attend Milads to
check out the girls for their sons. Sons must pretend to like “Only Desi Girls because they have “Sharam” in their Eyes”. 7.Only two majors may be attempted in College. A.Electrical Engineering.
B.Computer Science.
8. Must work at least 3 months at Seven
Eleven store nearest to you. Gas stations are also acceptable. Dry Cleaning will also work.
9. Must find a Pre-Paid Phone card that
allows “Extra” minutes to talk free to Pakistan.
10. Must travel By Grey Hound. Must take Gulf Air/PIA back to Pakistan.
11. Must party all year and commit excesses but Go Islamic in the month of “Holy Ramzan”.
12. Must Mix RoohAfza with milk and call it
“Strawberry”. Those of you who satisfy the above conditions may rest with ease. Pakistan Zindabad
I am only 33% desi by your rules so I should pass…?? And can you mail me the desi certificate please????
Thanx for sharing.
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!!!"
Oh my god, I’m not a desi anymore…
Help… I’ve turned into a gora…