Celebration

aik dafa aik baar mein aik sardarni aur sardar jee bhaithe the ke sardaarni ne aik admi ki taraf ishaaraa kertey huye sardaar jee se kaha

sardarni:- sardaar jee sardaar jee wo dekho ,wo jo admi hai na usko meine 10saal pehle shadi se inkaar kerdiya tha bechara abhi tak pee raha hai

sardar jee replied:- haaain itni lambi celebration..


aik sardar jee ne PIA se travel kia to travelling ke doraan air hostess pass aiyi sardar jee ke aur pucha

air hostess: sardar jee apko humari flight per safar kerna kaisa laga ?

sardar jee: bohet changa laga.

air hostess; humein umeed hai ke apko gher jaisa maahol mila hoga ?

sardar jee: bilkul jee bilkul gher jaisa maahol mila kiu ke waha per bhi mera “kuttey jaisa hi haal hota hai”.

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2nd joke :rotfl:

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i think accept shikra noone like my joke:vivo:

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Actually I was being polite :halo:

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Shikra..tumhara bhi haal Sardar ji ki tarha hai? :D

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^ Nope :blush:

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meri pari, aap ka ka 2nd joke mujhe acha laga hai, nice aur thank you for sharing.

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lol @ 2 :Dbut that could apply to most shauhars :)

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lolzzz^