Caught in Cafe.......Jasoos

1. What is your first name and what does it mean?

My First name is Jass, well my parents named me (Ass if) and they called me ass for short, but when I move to Canada it kind of changed to J ASS,

2. What is your favorite forum on GS and why?

Cafe to feel my youth again
General. I like annoying people
Life 1. Very helpful and informative

3.Who do you think is the most eligible bachelor on GS? And why?

Faizy. Nice guy, good looking, Stable and Smart
Maddy. As long as he keeps his Face and Feet Covered.

4. Who is the most eligible bachelorette and why?

There are so many
Phatima 1. In 5 years
PCG. Just wanna see her reaction when she meets a PIG
Angel Eyes. Beauty and the Brains
Parissenoor. Independent, Smart and Fun loving
Lazy Daisy. Behind the Jokes and toughness, there is a heart of Gold
TNWB. Fun and Caring, I think she is going to marry an Indian who cooks biryani.
And many more that I m forgetting

5. Which two guppies you think are having an affair on PM’s?


Two, there are a lot of them
EMM and JL
Barbie and AQ
Phatima 1 and that brown kid
Parissenoor and Uncle Falker
Lazy daisy and Roman
TNWB and PD
Shweetdreams and Maddy
and many more

6. If you have been asked to visit a deserted place? Whom shall you choose to accompany you from GS?

No one, finally I will have some quite time to myself.

7. Who needs to be kicked out of GS?

Nobody does, this is a forum where everyone is entitled to there opinions (within limits)

8.Who is your favorite mod?

Shikra. For putting up with all of us
Jony BR. Like his thred on how he hit on his parrossen.
Gizzy. Every time I need help he is there.
Ravage. Poor guy is addicted to GS
Sadiyah. I respect her;

9.Who was the first friend you made on GS?

I only have nenemies, no friends

10. Have you met any guppies? How was the experience?

Never met anyone,

11.Which forums you don’t like to post in and why?

Pak affairs, the forum is out of control, Admin please take care of it

12. Who would make the cutest couple on GS


Lazy and Roman
Uncle falker and Parissenoor
Janwar and Imran Q
Jony BR and his neighbor’s Wife
PD and Dope
Sarah and Lajwanti

**13. Background of your GS nick? **

No comments

14. Who is the most intelligent Guppy you have ever seen?

We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.

**14.Name the guppy/guppan u tease most? Why?

**All the Ladies, I love annoying people.

**15. Name the guppy/guppan u respect most? why?
**
Respect is earned and I respect everyone’s opinion,

**16. Name the guppy you are jealous of?
**
O so many, but I should not name them

And why am I not allowed to post a song in this interview

Yes I do know that I m ill mannered, but that’s me, and you can all just French kiss my behind

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

oh my , oh my:rotfl: :rotfl: …The Best Interview…

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

i feel for u :flower1:

:rotfl:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

yeah that was really something out of this world…

uncle aur choti si bachi:rotfl:

(No…aisa koi baat nahi hai…AQ ko ilzam mat dijiye…mai hoon na…he is really a nice man)

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

:rotfl:

:k:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

(:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) X 1000

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

uncle gusse ho rahe hain?? awwwwww :hehe:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

:blush: aray ap par se ILZAM hatanay ko aisa kaha tha…ankhain na matkain zada:rolleyes:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

then make it..

nanhaa saa bachaa aur barbie aunty :rolleyes:

Re: Caught in Cafe.......Jasoos

..............waisay jasoos....

Ap ko aisa kyun laga

nannah AQ.....hoonh

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

jalnaY kee boo aa rahi hai kaheeN saY :snooty:

Re: Caught in Cafe.......Jasoos

han jee dhuaan nikal raha hai ap ke peechay se....uff ufff........

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

aap meraY peechaY ho :blush: ?

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

:rolleyes: chup kar jaoo.werna jasoos ka shak yaqeen mai badal jay ga:rolleyes:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

:rotfl:

bestt BUTLER!!! aakhir meray Butler hounay ka saboot dey hi diya!! :hehe:

Love it, even though u hooked me with namoona JL…but its all cool!! :wink:

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

woh tau PM wala shuk hai:D

tumharaa inbox tau khaali hotaa naheeN :rolleyes: earthquake (bhookam in hindi) kaY ba’ad aik dafaa try kiyaa thaa bus phir uss kaY ba’ad ijaazat hee naheeN milli:D

what affair and what current affairs :smiley:

Re: Caught in Cafe.......Jasoos

can jasoos check our pm's snooty*

Re: Caught in Cafe…Jasoos

pataa naheeN

yahaaN kuch bhee ho saktaa hai :bummer:

Re: Caught in Cafe.......Jasoos

sachii???