*Cat_woman* me and my dog are sorry

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  • Import.Gamma.a_remorseful_message **

** Objects: ** all the concerned guppies

** Message **
<a_remorseful_message>
Yesterday we hired cat-woman to get rid of a certain rodent problem we were having at my house and my german shephard “Razor” got high on Kit Kats and did the following:

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif

http://www.gupistan.com/gallery/1/Gd_kitty.GIF

sorry kitty hope u get well soon

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guppies u may post ur “get well soon” cards in here

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http://www.3d-cyber-greetings.com/cards/thumb-get-well-balloons.JPG

</a_remorseful_message>

Dieu me pardonnera. C’est son métier

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ah. silly dog. He must have thought cat’s picture looked like a delicious dessert, seems like he put some ketchup on it too… look at him munch on it. rather cute.

everyone falls in love with cat eh. she’s just like that

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Import.Gamma.Clarrification(Hayaa, that red stuff is blood and the dog is supposed to be fiendish not cute, My child why does thee seek beauty in the most horrific of the things ...why is thy spirit so high so pure? )

Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son métier

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Export.Hayaa.Medication(Gamma, I warned you about sniffing liquid white-out.
You do Not own a german shepherd, that's your hamster, ricky.

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Import.Gamma.Message**(** Hayaa, i accidently lost ricky in that food processor episode few weeks ago …remember? and this is my pet dog razor. To Jog ur memory ** Ricky ** * looked * like this:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/RobertSlade/Gallery/hamster.jpg

and a ** razor ** * looks * like this:

SEE THE DIFFRENCE? ** ) **

Dieu me pardonnera. C’est son métier

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Gamma were you making out with cat-woman before this all happened?
Those RED marks look like kisses!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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ahahaha! oh shucks Gamma, our secret is out!

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btw, no Alsation would ever eat me! I was once the proud owner of 4 massive alsations, but we had to give them away.

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Anyway, to what do I owe this special mention? I feel somewhat privileged!

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Import.Gamma.reply

** Object: ** Cat-woman

** Reply **
4 alsations wow…

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…anyway i am happy that your back on your feet again:

http://www.gupistan.com/gallery/1/gd_kitty2.GIF

and i posted the message because i was truly sorry with what razor did to ur fur… btw do i still have to pay for ur plastic surgery and when will we see the woman behind the mask ?.. keep solving crime and terminate all the filthy rodents

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Dieu me pardonnera. C’est son métier

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Import.Gamma.confusion

** Object: ** MadCon

** Message: **

The only red marks i see are on Kitty’s face and on my hamster’s nose. I can assure u that i dont wear lipstick and kitty did not mess about with my hamster… or did she!!!

Dieu me pardonnera. C’est son métier

[This message has been edited by Gamma Dilation (edited June 07, 2002).]