Cat Wisdom

[deedawar]

Cat Wisdom

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: They’re like little, tiny women, in cheap fur coats.

[danial]

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[parissenoor]

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@deedawar

Cat Wisdom

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: They’re like little, tiny women, in cheap fur coats.

you forgot to add, sweet, cute but!
can scratch you, yeel at you and…very independant though…, can cheat sometimes gone way for days and then back with no explanation…
and cats do also get by themselves what they need if you don’t provide…and the least freedom you allow them the less attached to you they feel:D

yaar cats are reaaly like us:clown: …it apllies also to guys:p …us= humans:rolleyes:

[Asif2000]

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What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats

[The_Hunk]

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Comparing women to cats is an insult to cats

Comparing men to dogs is an insult to men

[blushing_vision]

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the last line

[deedawar]

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@parissenoor

you forgot to add, sweet, cute but!
can scratch you, yeel at you and…very independant though…, can cheat sometimes gone way for days and then back with no explanation…
and cats do also get by themselves what they need if you don’t provide…and the least freedom you allow them the less attached to you they feel:D

yaar cats are reaaly like us:clown: …it apllies also to guys:p …us= humans:rolleyes:

LOL…!!!

[deedawar]

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@Asif2000

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They’re tiny men in little fur coats

Good…

[deedawar]

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@The Hunk

Comparing women to cats is an insult to cats

Comparing men to dogs is an insult to men

That was bad…!!