One day an old lady’s dog passed out on her floor. She was
used to her dog playing dead, so she thought nothing of it,
but three days passed and still the dog didn’t move, so she
became worried. She took the dog to her local veterinarian.
The vet set the dog on an observation table and began
examining the dog. A couple minutes later, the vet left the
room. Then he returned with a cage and inside the cage was a
cat. He set the cage next to the dog and let the cat out.
The cat walked around the dog three times then went back into
his cage.
A few minutes later the vet came to the old lady and said
“I’m sorry, but you’re dog is dead. That’ll be 250 dollars.”
“250 dollars! For what?!” Shouted the old lady.
“Well, 50 dollars for the examination, and 200 dollars for
the cat scan.”