“So you think you have got a problem!” a man said to his co-worker.
"I lent a guy $ 4000 for a plastic surgery, and now I do not know what
he looks like!"
:roman:
hahaha
:p
An ELDERLY MAN was sitting on a park bench with tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
"I am 75 years old," sobbed the man.
"I have a 25 year old wife at home".
"She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me".
"So what's the PROBLEM ?"
"I cannot remember where I live!"
"Joe Grover is the man for me," said a starryeyed young woman to her mother."He is nice, He is handsome,He is strong,He is kind."
"He is married," interrupted her mother.
"So nobody's perfect".
okayy :)
goof one :k:
A SMALL BOY asked a little GIRL if she would marry him.
“I am sorry”, she replied.
“In my family we all marry our relatives. My father married my mother, my grandfather married my grandmother, and my uncle married my aunt”
^^ good one
bohat achay
Long and short of It:
ALTHOUGH I had never met him, I knew that my grand father had been five feet, six inches thall, while my staley grand mother stood five feet, eleven inches.As a teen-ager leafing through old photographs with my grandma, I finally realized how unusual they must have looked together.
“Grand ma,” I asked, “how could you have fallen in love with aman five inches shorter than you?”
She turned to me. “Honey” she siad, “we fell in love sitting down, and when I stood up, it was too late.”
laughter all da way.