Customer to cashier: Agar me aaj cheque deposit kerwaun to kitne din me clear hoga ?
Cashier: Sir 3 din to lageingay.
Customer: Dono bank aamne saamne hi hain phir itne din kyun lagengay ?
Cashier: Sir procedure to follow kerna parta hai, farz karein keh agar aap qabaristan ke bahir marr jate hain to aapko ghar leke jaengay ya wahin dafna daingay ?