Salam Dear Friends:-
Cartoon Quips
1-Businessman to colleague: “The upside of wht I’m proposing is a huge profit. The downside is 800 hours of community service.”
2-Preacher to groom at wedding ceremony: “It’s ‘I do,’ young man…not ‘whatever.’”
3-George Washington’s father to little George as they survey the cut-down cherry tree: “I’m not mad at you, son. But the environmentalists are going to have a fit.”
4-Employer to job candidate: “I hire only married people. They’re less likely to go home early.”
5-Customer to computer salesperson: “I’d like to return this laptop. My cat is jealous of it.”
6-Young woman to friend: “I finally popped the question to David: ‘When are you going to pick up the tab?’”
Aik Sathi
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