Car forums..

this is what is posted in each car forum. funny! :omg:

Bentley Forums

  • I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

  • My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
    I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

  • The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

  • When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

  • Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

  • Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

  • Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

  • Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

  • Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

  • Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

  • Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

  • Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m
    from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

  • How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

  • Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

  • Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?

Ferrari forums

  • Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
    and out fast.

Porsche forums

  • Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

  • Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

  • Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

  • My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
    court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
    board?

Mini forum

  • Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
    company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

  • I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
    stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

  • Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget
    where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum

  • Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35
    in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

  • I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

  • How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
    truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start

SRTforums

  • SRT’s are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They’re not neons!!

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:

  • So… yah… we’re ALL getting like 18-22mpg still… right guys? Okay, yup… just checkin!

VW GTI forum:

  • #$&^%* its not a golf!

Cavalier forums:

  • cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:

  • cavalier are so ghey, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:

  • guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:

  • got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:

  • does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:

  • got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:

  • raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:

  • some douche in a g35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:

  • got my new skyline, drives like my old maxima!(pics)

3000gt forums:

  • need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:

  • rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:

  • some ******* in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)

Supra forums:

  • broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:

  • wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:

  • ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Seat forums:

  • que?

M3 forums:

  • a gay guy hit on me, should i punch him or invite him over?

Mercedes forums:

  • help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Austin Martin forums:

  • why the f^&* is my three hundred thousand dollar ar have Ford escort door handles! suing!

Re: Car forums..

lol, thanks, nice post

Re: Car forums..

:D .. nice one. really enjoyed.

Re: Car forums..

:rotfl: nice 1

Re: Car forums..

All of these are so true :hehe:

Re: Car forums..

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

lol nice one :D