Caption Competition No. 4

Okay, after much hassle from Machli, I eventually got around to posting the next picture. Here are the rules. Have fun.

Rules:

  1. The winner in each round gets to post the picture and conducts the judging for the next round.
  2. All decisions are final, no correspondence will be entered into. Judges may arrive at their decision however they wish including (but not limited to) bribes, blackmail, abuse of high positions, abuse of low morals and promises of ahem personal favours.
  3. No pictures will be posted which breach the rules of the forum.
  4. The judge may submit an entry “just for fun”, but cannot declare themselves the winner.
  5. Entries submitted by the current judge must be in a seperate post from the initial picture.
  6. Each guppy may submit as many entries as they wish.
  7. At the end of the competition (at any point deemed suitable by the judge), the judge must choose the winner and quote the winning entry.
  8. When posting a picture, the judge must include a one line description of it’s background.
  9. When starting the next round, the new judge must include a copy of these rules.

So, without further ado, here’s the picture.

http://www.gupistan.com/gallery/4/Caption.jpg

Background: An off-road enthusiast posses with a car he trashed rather expertly in the middle east.

[This message has been edited by Pilot25 (edited June 20, 2001).]

I think I nicked the door

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"After a preliminary trial, officials of the Olypmic Commitee deciding against incorportaing 'Freefall Car Parking' as a competitive event in the next games".

"Cinderalla was rather suprised to see what became of the pumpkin, after midnight. That'd be the last time she'd go joy-riding after the palace ball".

Pilot... if you keep on posting, others will be so depressed, they won't muster up the courage to post theirs. Don't make them feel so inadequate, please. :)

Uh oh, sorry.

My lips are sealed

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“LALOO khait main pathraao ke baad…”

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jitni hain khushyon ki gharyaan,
mill ke sabb wo baant lain,
thori si to zindagi hay,
hanss ke issko kaat lain

How is my driving?
Call 1-800-4 S A F E T Y
That's :
One, eight hundred, four, es, aye, ef, ee, tee, why

  • And they say I got fired the very next day..

  • But Sir i only had a single puff

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romising wala icon:

  • Just a while bck.. listening to the song “I will Survive..

  • Y dont u believe me.. it really was a BIGFOOT..

  • :Woozy woozy 10 beers wala icon:


^-Of course I’m arrogant. The best usually are.-^

hey…whats my fault??..all i wanted was a good jump over the mountain!

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Owner: Dude, where's my car?
Mechanic: Check the car paint again...you might recognise it! And could you ask your son to practice his flying skills in a machine with wings, next time?

“Art work by electric hammer, get yours today for just $3.99 from a near-by Home Depot”

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Middle of nowhere, 21 Jun’01:
Archaeologists recently found this ute among other ancient remains hidden deep in a valley. Were our ancestors really so sophisticated? Probably yes! Were they good drivers? Probably not!

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lol @ Qrius

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My Dad gave me this cool car when I flunked my Year 12 exams. I’ll make sure the family tradition continues…evil grin

Location for Shania Twain's song
Shania sings:
OK, so you've got a car.
That don't impress me much!

Hey dad? How'd I do? Can I borrow your car tomorrow?

"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
had an accident."

“It wasn’t a bumpy ride at all, I have seen worst at home.”

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said the driver.

Pilot, I'm dying to post some really cool pics that need caption provision!! plz plz plz can I ??

Well, if you bribe me, than I’ll make you the winner and you can post the next pic

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