Caption Competition No. 1

Okay guys, here is the first formal caption competition, to which all guppies may enter.

Rules:

  1. The winner in each round gets to post the picture and conducts the judging for the next round.
  2. All decisions are final, no correspondence will be entered into. Judges may arrive at their decision however they wish including (but not limited to) bribes, blackmail, abuse of high positions, abuse of low morals and promises of ahem personal favours.
  3. No pictures will be posted which breach the rules of the forum.
  4. The judge may submit an entry “just for fun”, but cannot declare themselves the winner.
  5. Entries submitted by the current judge must be in a seperate post from the initial picture.
  6. Each guppy may submit as many entries as they wish.
  7. At the end of the competition (at any point deemed suitable by the judge), the judge must choose the winner and quote the winning entry.
  8. When posting a picture, the judge must include a one line description of it’s background.

It now gives me great pleasure to declare this caption competition open

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Background: A teacher in Kerala, India, instructs her pupils in the art of classical dance.

[This message has been edited by Pilot25 (edited June 05, 2001).]

are u sure this floor is level?

Aray bhookiyoon, nadidioon abhi kuch khanay ko nahin milay ga.

hey.. hide that thing!

is it just me, or is the room moving?

...here's my handle and here's my spout...

aray aaj jumayraat nahin hay, jao chanda kal milay ga.

maasi raamkumari flying school.

62 year old track and field coach Meena Mangeshkar teaches her students in the art of "slow motion action replays" for the upcomming Punjabi Olympics.

guyss .. i’m seriously laughing at these says .. except for the first one Qrius said

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but rest are very funny.
pls do continue (kakaaaa funny!! pilot, i was just signing that song … to my sis not to long ago

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like how bart simpson sings it ) go on folks ..

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Originally posted by KAKA-ATOM-BUM:
maasi raamkumari flying school.
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Hahaha!

“RUN for your lives… EARTHQUAKEEEEEEEEEEEE!”..

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tapish sooraj ki hoti hay
jalna zameen ko parta hai
qusoor ankhoon ka hota hai
tarapna dil ko parta hai

Students: No! He went that way!

(AP) Delhi - In yet another step in India's journey towards becoming the center of the global fashion industry, students today began their first lessons in "Dumb Poses for Catalogue Models 101".

(Reuters) "Underage Drinking Rises - Teachers Conduct Mass Sobriety Tests"

With tears in her eyes, an elderly teacher re-enacts the moment she missed the bus to work that morning.

Okay, I think I should stop now. I obviously have far too much time on my hands.

Over to you, guys

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hmmm.. nice pectorals...
can i touch them?

I have not laughed this much in ages! My eyes are tearing, u guys are HILARIOUS!! BRAVO!!

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to all of youu!!!

"u put your left hand in, left hand out...in out in out, u shake it all about..."