Captain Lota’s Lota was attacked by pirates… but the captain fought back valiantly and the pirates ran away
Captain
I salute you!
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pirate must be in emergency situation... Captain must let him use lota tho...
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The pirates ate some of jassoos's Roti a la Tandoor and 30 minute Chicken... hence the emergency. I would have let them use my lota but sadly i had eaten the same food too so i had a greater need for my lota. Otherwise i would've let them use my lota.
Now the poor pirates have to make do with toilet paper.
Ms Daisy, why do you make me do such things?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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I thought it was very heroic of you and I thought that just because this story isnt on the BBC news website it doesnt mean people shouldnt know
thats why....
why be so shy?
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Because Mrs Lota likes the shy types, Ms Daisy. BBC is very biased. Hopefully Al Jazeerah will air this story.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Lazy Dear...
Captain Would Have Survived Pirates.. But Wont be able to survive ur SALUTE ;)
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But i just did, Mr Scorpion.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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MR Scorpian...did you know that Captain Lota called you a silly Nitwit just now...
Oooohhh...... I wonder if you are going to take it!
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Captain Lota.... Did you know Mr Scorpian called you a silly OLD fool
Mmmmnnn I wonder are you going to take that?
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Granay n Khwagay Lazay Janay… I dont Mind 
Someone Said… I am too DHEET 
CAPTAIN Gi… then U have Lohay ka Jigra 
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Ms Daisy.
Instigation is considered bad manners, especially when you're fasting.
You are fasting right? Is it 2.30 yet?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Captain Lota, please remember this is Cafe and there one does not understand long words
I have never injesticated in my life, ... and Sir, I am the epitomy of Manners!
as for fasting.... its not 2.30 yet but I understand the days are getting shorter therefore it stands to reason that I eat my chocolate cake at 11.30 am....
doesnt it
Mr Scorpion, I told you that because Captain wants to fight with you.....
he does !
he does!
he does!
he's become rather violent since fighting with the pirates
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The pirates and i made up actually. We're all chums now. Theyre comin over for iftar. No more violence.
Ms Daisy will you please make some fruit chaat for iftar? Without anaar please. They get stuck in my cavities.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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chums..haha
so u type out the whole sincerely and captain lota part every time u post??
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Almost everytime Ms ChupKeSe.
Sometimes i dont. When no ones watching. Very ChupKeSe.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Captain Lota...I would love to make you fruit chaat ... but the best person to make it is Dadaa Abaa...he is teh chaat specialist.
If I make it it will contain what I have at home...
let me see
4 large rather old ANAAR (really I do)
some red apple
some green apple
some watercress
some butter beans
some tuna fish
some cucumber
some banana
some strawberry yoghurt
some grated cheddar cheese
some chopped up pizza left over from yesterday
and some custard and jelly
and a handfull of strawberries and raspberries
with a spinkling of chaat masala
Mmmmn, I bet it wil taste delicious
and as for the not noticing,,,I noticed the other day!
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You're at work and you know whats in your fridge. You notice alright, Ms Daisy. Please no anaar. :(
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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it wouldnt taste right without the anaar
but for you Captain, I will ammend the recipe...
but then you mustnt complain if it tastes bad without the anaar....
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I am sure the pizza leftovers will more than compensate for the lack of anaar, Ms Daisy. Hope theres no pepperoni on it.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Cappy Lota is a beast 