Capital of Norway?

If you don’t know it, then you need to read this story.

Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was in Class 4. Once his teacher asked him, what is the capital of Norway. He said, I don’t know. The teacher couldn’t believe that he doesn’t know about the capital of Norway. He got so much angry at him that he literally threw him out of the class. Principal of the school was watching all this. He asked teacher, what happened. Teacher said that this boy doesn’t know the capital of Norway. This took principal by surprise, and got so much upset on that little boy that he kicked him out of the school.

So, the boy walked 2 miles to his home… alone. When he reached his home, his mom asked, why did he come so early from the school. Well.. the boy told whole story. When the mom learnt that her son doesn’t know what the capital of Norway is, she kicked him out of the house.

Well, time passed and after 3 hours his father came home from the office. When he saw his child sitting on the doorstep outside of his house, he asked his wife, what happened? The wife told the whole story. The father got so much upset that he totally disowned his son.

It was a shock to that little boy, that why is it so important to know the capital of Norway. Anyway, he was passing along the street, hungry and thirsty. There was a ‘thalay wala’ on the side of the street. By looking at the boy, he could see that he is from a descent family, and must be hungry. So out of mercy, he gave him a ‘samosa’ and asked him about this misery that he was in. When he told him that this all happened because he didn’t know the capital of Norway, the ‘thalay wala’ got very upset and snatched his samosa back, even the bit of samosa that was in his mouth, and kicked him away.

The boy now decided that he will never tell anyone from now on about this, as this is bringing curse after curse on him.

14 years have passed and now he was in the Navy. Once his ship was in the middle of Indian Ocean, and to pass the time, his collegues sat together and started telling stories about their childhood. When his turn came up, he told this story. After hearing it, all of his colleagues got so much upset that they threw him in the middle of the ocean.

After 4 hours of continous swimming, he got to the land, with his mind preoccupied of why is this happening to him. Why everyone gets so much upset about not knowing the capital of norway. While he was in his deep thoughts, he was crossing a very busy highway, and was ran over by a truck, and died on the spot.

So what is the Moral of the story? Anyone?

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Moral of the story: Look at both sides before crossing the highway :slight_smile:

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What the…??? :mad:

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Wese what is the capital of Norway?

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I want 10 seconds of my life back.

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it exactly like, i am 185 LB, 6’3" and tell me how much i make per day???

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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yeah pls.

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:rolleyes:… crap

sajal baji its " Oslo"

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Come on man...........Well it can only get better for you after this.

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if i was a mad on gs, i would have banned u ..just the way people behave with that little kid…

the capital of norway is Oslo…and Norway is a beautiful country i have even been in… lotsa natural sceneries..

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mannnn...........u just made me read the Fkin whole story and made no sense for me.....he still couldnt find out what the capital of norway is......and why was everyone behaving rude with that 4 year old kid?...what was the reason.....

that makes no freakin sense. God damn... wasted 5 minutes of mine

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:smack:

Jeevay… GO TO HELL!!! :mad3:

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LOL… Muahahahaha Ismaart Baaey … Thats why I started reading the thread from 2nd post onwards and figured what to expect!:bukbuk:

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okk.. since this thread sounds pretty dumb, ill ask this question here. are dirty jokes allowed on this forum?

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This is retarded. Jony plz lock this thread, it's pointless and the joke is really bad.

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:bailan:

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hahaha me 2

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I think the capital of norway is copenhagen

but whats the joke ? :konfused:

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no joke. bus bongi maari hai

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[font=Times New Roman]good judgment lahori bhai…

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Why do u want me banned?

Ps: agar tum nay mujhe ban karany ki koshish ki mai tumhe unfreeze
karwa doon gi. :mad: