Can you get my slippers

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
His friend says, “My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my
slippers from upstairs please.”
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate’s gorgeous twin 18 year
old daughters.
“Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you.”
The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”
He says, “I’ll prove it.”
He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”
His mate yells back, “Of course, both of them.”
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:rotfl:

:biggthumb

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:rotfl:

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lol

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:omg:

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hahahaha :smack the desk waali smily:

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:cb:

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  • Hairaan Pareshaan * :stuck_out_tongue:

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aktually, bizz unkil ko abhi samajh lagi hai, iss liyay.

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hahaha

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whatever makes you happy.

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I had to bump this thread. :hayaa:

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Apnay moo mian mithoo. :stuck_out_tongue:

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:expressionless:

ahhh..why are you laughing at your own joke?

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:hehe:

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:)