Two men are dri**nking in a bar. One turns to the other and says,
****“I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.” The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he’s had about enough, so he replies, "OK, you’re on." ****The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay. Awhile later the first man says
“****I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.” ****The second man thinks, well, he can’t have TWO glass eyes; he obviously can see. So he says, “****All right, you’re on.” **The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
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lol
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haha ..
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Two men are dri*nking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, *"I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye." **The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he's had about enough, so he replies, "OK, you*'re on." *The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay. Awhile later the first man says "*I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye." *The second man thinks, well, he can't have TWO glass eyes; he obviously can see. So he says, "*All right, you're on." *The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.**
lol
I know its a joke but 'technically speaking' second time HE did not bite his second eye.
He made false teeth bite his second eye.
He should have said, "I can have my teeth bite my second eye". (techinically correct sonce those are HIS teeth)
Still a good joke. :)
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Jokes are technically very very incorrect all the time :D
Lol @the joke.
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:D