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SunnyBoy · July 23, 2002, 7:07am

Why are the obituaries found in the “living” section of the newspaper?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’. Coincidence? I think not?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If when people freak out they are said to be “having a cow”, when cows freak out are they said to be “having a person?”
If some stores are open 24/7, then why are there locks on the doors?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Is there a Dr. Salt?

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Umema · July 23, 2002, 8:17am

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SunnyBoy · July 23, 2002, 10:10am

WelKom on GS … have Phun .. and dont be Confused.

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salman_2you · July 23, 2002, 3:15pm

Why are the obituaries found in the “living” section of the newspaper?
Now they live in graveyard
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
They belong to the same key-chur
When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’. Coincidence? I think not?
You work of them and they work out for you
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Asthma
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
People do have hands no matter just one
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
Yeah! Khatti Meethi chutni be mixing it
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
1000 Dollar bill
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
In my pocket!
What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Go to Earth!
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
V R on Strike
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Yep its called Kheyali Pulao
If when people freak out they are said to be “having a cow”, when cows freak out are they said to be “having a person?”
having a horn (seengh)
If some stores are open 24/7, then why are there locks on the doors?
They sell doors with locks on..
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
An American
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
For Cash Flow
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Can u think of any other hole!!!
Is there a Dr. Salt?
Right beside Dr. Pepper

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