So yesterday, this sweet old white lady in my neighbourhood invited me over to her place for dinner. There I had the pleasure of meeting her daughter, a proud lesbian feminist. It goes without saying that I had a ball poking at her insecurities. She totally flipped out when I called her a “femi-nazi” and called me a pig when I told her that I plan to have four wives. She kept telling me that women don’t need men for anything anymore, infact the world would have been a much better place if there were no men. To which I replied “You are right, imagine all the sammiches”. And that was it. Her face turned red and she left the dinner table.
i dont thiink a feminist would leave the table after such a remark, please tell us the real true story of why you visited and had dinner with a lesbian feminist.
I know ladies who could not get married for one reason or another, or were widowed at a young age and did not remarry for whatever reason, but they lived very productive lives. I also know guys who lost their wives and did not remarry.
Anyways, of course we need men. I know I do, ahem. But had there been no men to begin I'm sure women would have evolved and biologically learned not to "depend" on men. But with men being a part of society, both genders are needed (essentially) to keep society going. Now a man a woman can live without is Noodle uncle. throws him an apron
i dont thiink a feminist would leave the table after such a remark, please tell us the real true story of why you visited and had dinner with a lesbian feminist.
Then you clearly don't know how to piss someone off
Really? So who will assemble the furniture? fix cars? change tires? mow lawns? change a light bulb? kill roaches? invent something useful? lift heavy stuff? drive? parallel park? make a joke? do magic? do math? explain a film plot? read a map? fertilize eggs? play football? fight wars? rob banks? make a decent sandwich? discover sub-atomic particles? play black ops?
^So you haven't had a sammich for 3 months. I get why you keep asking for one now. Next time you visit her ask her to teach you how to make one so you can stop begging for one here.. :p
