One day a molvi sahab performed the nikaah for a couple…After the ceremonies the groom approaches the molvi sahab and says, molvi sahab, can I dance with my newly wedded wife?
The molvi sahab replies no, it’s strictly haraam…The groom was surprised and said, “But she is my wife”…The molvi still refuses saying it’s absolutley haraam…
So the groom asks, "Molvi sahab, er, what about, errr, you know…
The molvi sahab says, “What’s your question?”
The groom asks, “Can we do ‘it’ sitting?” The molvi sahab says, yes…
The groom asks, “Lying down?” The molvi sahab says, yes…
The groom asks, “On the table?” The molvi sahab says, yes…
The groom asks, “In the shower?” The molvi sahab says, yes…
After many many scenarios to which the molvi sahab keeps replying yes, the groom asks, “Can we do ‘it’ standing up?” The molvi sahab becomes furious and says, “Absolutley not… It’s forbidden and I refuse to talk about it…”
The groom is dumbfounded and says, “What?! But you said yes to every conceivable way of doing ‘it’, yet you refuse to allow it done standing? Why?”
The molvi sahab replies, “Because that will lead to dancing and that’s haraam…”
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