How many of you have cheated
in the exams … off-course
I have been a world champion
Following is my tried and tested set of nuskhay…
These are all copyrite and anyone found using them without my permission will have the honor of having nighmares for a week - with ME in them
Hide the text books in the toilet. When you get the question paper, read it thoroughly, make a mental note of what info is required, any formula, equation, etc etc. Then ask permission to go to the toilet - EMERGENCY situation . Take your sweet time in the toilet if the examiner asks what you were doing for so long, give him the masoom look
Grab a seat near the window (where your friends [or seniors] are waiting outside. Wait for about 15 minutes after the paper is distributed, pretend to be busy and do some rough work (with pencil) on the answer sheet. Then ask for another supplement , and pass the question paper and the Main answer sheet out of the window , your friends will do the rest and pass it back to you in due time, then pass them the sheet “B” and so on…
PREPARE for the exam. Get to the examination hall early, an hour is enough time to PREPARE. Grab a neat chair, that has nothing written on it , with a pencil write all the important equations, formula and other notes on the hand rest. This trick is for the brainy type, who know most of the stuff and just need help with some long equations and formulaz etc
Get a BIG geometry box. Prepare your notes in microscopic handwriting and use those paper slips as base paper in your box
I know these are kinda old tricks , now kids take micro PCs to the exam
Yeh tau bawaa-e-adam kaY zamaanaY kaY tareeqaY haiN unkil jee
among latest things, one very technical one- a type of pharra that folds in to your palm and has tiny pages that can be flipped with thumb.. we call it “palm pilot”
Of course, I never used it.. I just saw my friends using it … so I just asked them during the exam
*:shoaby: * Main aik bohat barah NAKHAR CHOR thaa!!
*or Hoon.. *
*or Shayad Rahoon gaa Bhi.. *
*:shoaby: *
*aik dafa pakra gaya… * Teacher ko GOLI day dee or bach gaya..
*or wo din hai or AAJ ka din hai.. *
*kabhi nahin pakra gaya… *
*ab to manzil bohat kareeb hai.. * din aa gaya hain kareeb…
*lakin Aik Dafa phir chahoon gaa *
*aik Nakhar CHori karoon… *
*Mere Dost bolte hain * kay Nakhar Karnay say bohat mazaa aata hai… Appp Pakistani Nahin Agar app nakharchor nahin App Agay Main kya bolon mere Himmat Nahin..
Kal sirf cheating hua karti thi, aaj ki nasal ne cheating ko art bana diya hai, Kal ki nasal cheating pe books/movies banaya kare gi "The art of cheating" & "Cheating for Dummies"
oh naqal say mujhy ik waqiya yad aya hamaray bsc kay examz main karachi unviersity main center pera tha ...bohat he sakhtee thee wahan
hamara last paper the or paper ka tima jub khtam ho gya sub students say copies lay lee gayeen theen ..ik lerkee bahir janay kay ley apnee seat say uthe to us ka pencil box neechay gir gaya or us main say us ki BOTIYAN nikal ker gir pareen bad luck us kay pass he nigran khara tha ..or bilkul akhre lamhay woh pakre gayee or us ko 3 saal kay ley ban ker diya
bohat bura haal tha us ka
Qismat ki khobe dekheye toote kahan kamand
do char qadam per jub lub-e-baam reh gya
if the examiner asks what you were doing for so long, give him the masoom look
, and pass the question paper and the Main answer sheet out of the window , your friends will do the rest and pass it back to you in due time, then pass them the sheet “B” and so on…
