Callin' da West Steins Massive..

booyakasha! aiiighh…check 'dis..

We iz gettin’ da belligerent and nasty reportin’s bout some peeps who be creatin a websi-aighttt.. in da hoods of da USAiii, dat be dissin what, who, when, where, when, why, where, how, what, what, where,when, why, and/or slash dot underscore exclamation mark what we stand for.

Now happarently dis be da link to da ranky reportin’s, and we iz callin all the bruva’s (and da honeys who is fond of da nobbin’) to call upon da ascii of evil and let em knowin dat the wessiide aint got no respect for such behaviour..

Now we iz also well-knowin dat there be respected bruva’s and well-meanin tokers in da hoods of dere West London da second (also known as “New York City”) and da Las anglis california (big up to me mate Snoop da dog wiv the peanuts gang dere who be corporating wid da LAPD nowdays in orange 'jammies behind in da jail). But dere also be batty boyz like dem dat represent at da cincinatty mcgwire dat be disruptin da world peace innit..

Dis is cause for much finkin’ and menstral experienenences for me, me matez, you, ya mum, ya dad, and all dose wicked ppl oll ova da planet…

here be da report from da mista tony fair of da downing street (10 numba) who be sayin: “Please listen to what this man is saying and send a cheque of a ahem..a “zillion”(?) dollars to wherever he says. Please help me, I’m tied up and I can’t…whacK!

Dem be his holy words dat u iz to be followin..

Fanks a killion.. Dis be wicked of you..

peace to all innit

Are you trying to be Ali G?

bonjour'

We iz appreciatin' you tryin to get in the sack wiv us by givin' nuff respeck to me bruvva Ali G (from da year 2000 and afore dat).

Allow us to introduce ourselves as in da gentlemanly ways as Ali D. Dem (as in meself) be da reincannartion of da very soul of all dat is represented of, if, splif and dat is being in da muvva-land, (Steins).

That guy is an idiot. THe siht gets old after two skits. I feel like taking a blunt object to his brain and making some improvements.

hea' me now..

me Uncle Kamal (not related to Uncle Jamal) once said: "Don't get no payments from da bruvva's n feminists smoking the sensemleia. "

Now we is understanding the need for da skunk plant for da righteous ppl out in da lands. So as blessin us wiv da dosh LIVE on da street be activities provin' suspicious to da LAPD, you iz all expec-ced to provide da written checks to:

account numba 420-9-2-11 (69 extension)
Bank of da Ganja
West Steines
Steins-shire, Switzerland
A1C BOB
United Kingdom of America

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*Originally posted by Matsui: *
That guy is an idiot. THe siht gets old after two skits. I feel like taking a blunt object to his brain and making some improvements.
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Mitsubishi,

easy now..

We iz understandin' ur homo sapeien tendencies dat u iz wantin' to be practisn wiv me main man G. u seems a batty boy, herefore usin da blunt objects be safe, dem sharp objects might causin da pain in the bum.

save both ur arses (in da literally), and emingenerate to Canadar..
u can be nobbin all legal-like dere, complete wiv da weddin ceremony in da white dresses n da pink skunk plant, n all dat innit..

ez..