Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvator grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.
Luigi’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay, now what?”