** Cafe’s jail.. rules, we can throw anyone in jail for what ever reason we like and fine them with a punishment and imprisonment
so i’d like to throw ****khatti ****in jail for a day for not delivering our eid gifts on time 
****yes got this idea fom gaia’s thread 
**Be happy shak you got company ! 
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I'd like to throw the whole Cafe team
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^ you cant, ur already in jail
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I’d like to throw Hadeel in jail because she’s new and that’s what we do with new people
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i’d like to throw gaia for being a meanie to the newbie 
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I’d like to throw JJ in jail, because she’s trying to overthrow Cafe government. 
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i am the thaane daarni i cant be thrown in jail
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wait we’re all in jail 
, all mods I mean!!
I say we start getting the rest in jail with us too.
Starting with STA for being a smartypants!
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I will do a Michael Scofield
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Good luck! I watched all of season one, soo ya!
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Don't worry I will adapt it, Allah ne mashallah itna bara sir aur aqal di hai mujhe
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you know what? You’re not allowed to have anything attached to the wall in your cell, so no digging holes.
Ufff. aik to ajj kal kay prisoners bee na!!! .
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All I need is a cell mate desperate to get out and I will be fine :D
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I should really keep JJ type of thaane daarni’s far away from shak. For all I know she’ll get you out for a hundred bucks. 
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I can bribe anyone, esp women, promise them gifts etc etc easy peasy 
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I think I need to deport you back to Pakistani jails!!! Like NOW.
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I am giving your forum a serious post count boost and this is what I get in return
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that was just mean gaia 
i dos eggcellent job as thaane darni
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the one who has runaway with our eid gifts:naraz:
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there are many jails that have cafes, but this is the first cafe in the world with a jail.
shabaash, maadretarnis.