It is with great honor and happiness that I present to you the first Cafeite Induction.
Sharaabi of General, Religion, and other “serious forums” has recently been posting in the Cafe. First, I ask you all to give him a warm Cafe welcome.
And now, on with the induction:
I, thatbrownkid, bear witness to Sharaabi’s closet desires to become a full-fledged Cafeite. Through posts and virtual gestures, Sharaabi has shown us that he wants to be accepted by Cafeites. In reply, we gladly accept. :]
So, it has become official. Our friend Sharaabi is now one of us. We must teach him the ways of the Cafe (i.e. smiley codes, flooding, and adapting to an argument-free environment).
I respect your point of view but I respectfully disagree. Although to a point you are right that the way "this place is run" is ridiculous to say the least.
I’m so glad to see you’ve finally accepted Cafeitism 
