...Cafe = Zoo...

SheeN · June 5, 2006, 2:49am

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shikra

me for only 10$

cat-woman · June 5, 2006, 3:40am

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I am honoured meow

dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 3:41am

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hahahaha cat-woman. keep meowing, and we'll pay for you to do some tricks. :p

SheeN · June 5, 2006, 3:51am

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dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 3:59am

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you needn’t be sad. the $10 goes for a good cause.

cat-woman · June 5, 2006, 4:00am

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pay? I'll do them for free kung-fu chop

dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 4:01am

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SheeN · June 5, 2006, 4:02am

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gee thanx yaar:blush:

dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 4:05am

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hahah dun worry. the stray animal shelter appreciates our donations. :p

SheeN · June 5, 2006, 4:09am

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dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 4:10am

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SheeN · June 5, 2006, 4:11am

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^^

itana bhi nah chipko ppl will think wrong;)

dewani_teri · June 5, 2006, 4:15am

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hahahahahhaahhahahahaha

hum homophobic hain. zamana kehe jo kahay.

The_new_COOLDUDE · June 5, 2006, 5:07am

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I"M SINGLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

cheetah · June 5, 2006, 8:13am

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i am worth more that $60

parissenoor · June 5, 2006, 9:29am

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Shikra:

Sheen said I should start charging cafe visitors because cafe is in demand these days Come to think of, she is right. But I need a reason to ticket cafe, so I thought since we have different kind of animals and birds here, we’ll call it a zoo and start selling tickets. The minimum price to see an animal or a bird is $ 10 (US Dollars) and the maximum is $ 100. The prices follow.

**Shikra (bird) - **$ 100 (Duh! The most important bird )
Sheen **(Human) - **$ 10 (She gave me the idea, I might as well make some money off of her)
**Blueberry (fish) - **$ 50
Golden Scorpion (Scorpion, DUH!) - $ 70
Black Mamba (Snake) - $ 50
Pink Camel - $ 80
**Janwar - **$ 100 (Kyon k yeh banda har qism ka janwar bann sakta hai)
**Catwoman - **$ 90 (Billi ka jism aur aurat ka chehra OR aurat ka jism, billi ka chehra)
Pigs - Undecided because I’ve requested PCG to bring some, lets see if she makes them available

Please add more as I am sure I am missing some. We will improve cafe and may be buy general from the procedes. Then we can stop ticketing cafe and start charging people for seeing people in general.

Added upon reminders:

Cheetah - $ 60
Peshow - $ 10
Phatima (Pink Panther) - $ 99.99 (She’s good, but not as good as me)

how much can you pay me to make multilinguial visits??

(german, french, english, norwegian…and broken urdu:D)

Precious_Khan · June 5, 2006, 9:35am

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^What abt Pashto :aq:

Peshow · June 5, 2006, 8:21pm

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Sorry naa:teary1: pyar se mara tha na

Shikra · June 5, 2006, 9:57pm

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Sheen yeah because you are not an animal

Billi shabaash meri billi, chalo ab billi bann kar dikhaao

Cheetey no

Sheen & PCP aik dafa phir galey milna zara

Noor no, this thread is only for animals, not for humans

Peshow ok ok theek hai

phatima · June 5, 2006, 10:22pm

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oohhh gosh I feels so special! I’m the 2nd most expensive creature!!! eeee!!