...Cafe = Zoo...

Sheen said I should start charging cafe visitors because cafe is in demand these days :smilestar: Come to think of, she is right. But I need a reason to ticket cafe, so I thought since we have different kind of animals and birds here, we’ll call it a zoo and start selling tickets. The minimum price to see an animal or a bird is $ 10 (US Dollars) and the maximum is $ 100. The prices follow.

**Shikra (bird) - **$ 100 (Duh! The most important bird :smilestar: )
Sheen **(Human) - **$ 10 (She gave me the idea, I might as well make some money off of her)
**Blueberry (fish) - **$ 50
Golden Scorpion (Scorpion, DUH!) - $ 70
Black Mamba (Snake) - $ 50
Pink Camel - $ 80
**Janwar - **$ 100 (Kyon k yeh banda har qism ka janwar bann sakta hai)
**Catwoman - **$ 90 (Billi ka jism aur aurat ka chehra OR aurat ka jism, billi ka chehra)
Pigs - Undecided because I’ve requested PCG to bring some, lets see if she makes them available

Please add more as I am sure I am missing some. We will improve cafe and may be buy general from the procedes. Then we can stop ticketing cafe and start charging people for seeing people in general.

Added upon reminders:

Cheetah - $ 60
Peshow - $ 10
Phatima (Pink Panther) - $ 99.99 (She’s good, but not as good as me)

Re: …Cafe = Zoo…

mere pass phaltoo ke paise nahin hain :snooty:

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Ghareeb log govenment funding k liye apply kar saktey hain. Jab funds approve ho gaye tou phir unhe ticket muft fraham kee jaye gee.

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itni magaz mari nahin karenge Hum dewar phalaang ke ajainge ;)

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**shikra **:smilestar:

:aj:

meray ooper 50 $ kee ticket kioon laga dee hay :naraz:

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**Blueberry (fish) - **$ 50

does that include fries ? :yummy:

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cheetay ko kaisay bhool gaiey tum :smilestar:

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$ 50 main fish ke eggs bhi milenge ?

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:smack:

lo jee khanay walay pehlay pohanch gaya :crying:

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jee naheen yeh fish dekhnay kee ticket hay jo plastic kee hay

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Koi fries aur eggs nahi :smilestar:

Haan, cheetey ko tou bhool hi gaya :eek: Abhi add kar detey hain ussey.

BB 50 dollars ziada hain ya kamm hain? :smilestar: Mein tou 10 dollars ki ticket laganey laga tha lekin socha tum itni colorful ho tou zara price ziada kar deta hoon :smilestar:

DM yaar tum samney k darwazey sey aa jaana bhai, free mein :frusty:

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:mad2: I’m not for sale :aj:

ps, PCG has not come back yet from lajjo hatti :bummer: i’m worried :bummer:

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^ NOTHING is for sale :smilestar: Read again, that’s the ticket price to **SEE **these animals/birds :smilestar:

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:blush:

if i am gonna get the moeny to ziada kar lain..main nay thori shopping karnee hay

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what abt me ..im real cat ..n mera ticket price is 200 $:peshow:…

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:olekin, main zoo-e-janwar nahiN hooN :clown::grumpy:

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:love: :love:

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BB ziada laalchi na bani :smilestar: Yeh paisay zoo owner (Mujhe) milengey aur tum logon ki bhalaayi par use hongey. :smilestar:

Pink Camel You are a zoo animal, a PINK camel :love:

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^ kaisee bhalai

shopping :blush:

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nahin !!

pink camels are fairy animals, like unicorns :snooty:

and only prince charming can see us :halo::blush:

so visitors can’t see me:o