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Pulce walla… 
Tehro… 
“constable number 33 ko fawraan yahan hazaar keeyajain!”
I’m very sorry shayaad humareh kisee officer ne aap ka phone choree keeya hain… Main abee Chief Korn se meeting karoongah.
Aap itminaan rakyeh.
Aur sunyeh aap apna phone ke bajaye yeh mera phone lelo… haan haan yeh complete LG model hain Android samed. 
Aab chup chap humarey apne bodyguard 
ke sath kar chalo wo aap ko ba hafazaath chor kar wapis ayga.
Aur agar aap ko apna purana number yaad ho tho mein jald phone toond kar wapis kardoongah. :k:
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Idher polio kay qatray pila rahay hoo bhai?
muNjhay mera nokia 3310 ke chahida ay 
yeh LG tau samjh main he nahen ata:smack:
janab aap kay thanay main kisi chor ki nokri khali hai?
mera khotay ko thand lag gaye hai … kaam kaaj koi nahen aaj kall 
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Very well bhai...
Here have a seat i'll send my clerk to replace the LG with the phone model you asked for...
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lagta hai thanay walay kisi zarrori kaam say soo rahay hain
woh nokri ka kia ban`na bhai saaab?
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Faris Udeen, you can send your clerk, we will follow his orders :)
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Bakee saab soh raye hain lekin humko early night shift sompee hain.
Waissay is waqt saab se zayda hathsay hothay hain… leejyeah.
Dhak bunglay mien ik choree… char motorbike ka accident… Ik dhood wallay ke duckhan main chagrah…
Aur ik Dulhan ka eayn Shadee ke waqt afwah karne…
Aab bhai sahaab main kis mission ko pehle pura karoon. 
Bless you Sister my clerk will watch this space and collect information… I’ve already sent my guards to collect the phone… perhaps that will prove a fatal mistake.
In the meantime I shall see what I can do myself… please bear with me. I will be back. 
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chor pay chori,bike accident aur jhagra daal dou…jaldi jan chut ja`ay gi
nokri ka dasoo yaar… koi chanAce hai nokri ka?
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^ Pass your application to my clerk and I will put a good word in for you with Chief Korn. :k:
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application kay naal puray 5000 aur 500 ka ufone ka card mangta hai aap ka clerk....
mera khota beemar hai nahen tau supreme court ja kay darkhawast daita iss na insafee ki
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Meray clerk ko mein sambhal doongah... aap fikarmand hojaye Chief Korn ko aap kee darqaast pochjaye gee.
Aur yeh $100 le loh apne gadhay kilye oy davah hareedlo. :)
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siraf $100
saath koi purana kambal ya koi chadar nahen milay gi?
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Allah ka shukkar karo... chalo...
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Bhai sahib yeh bohat busy kaam hota hain... har minute report atee hain. Merey kayal main tho itneh report news wallon ke pas naheen pochtay.
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hain reports aa gaye hain?
tid main keeray tau nahen niklay na?
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Haan ik report aye hain ke murda khanay main do admeeyon ke lashen gayb howgay hain…
Ufff bewakoof logon se maine bar bar kaha hain ke wo forensics department kilyeh unko sambhal ke raken… aur haan ik laash se keeray bee nikalgaye hain… :nono:
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Oye lashain baich kay kha gayay hooo
tooba tooba
nah pai ji… rahnay dou mera mobile… main aisay hee khush hoon
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^ 
Aaj kal mulk ka yaheen haal hain merey bhai… har koy mera jaisa tho naheen na… 
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app janab ki tau kia hee baat hai
i know app eik pahiay pay ulti cycle bhee chala laitay hoo woh bhee andhairay main :k:
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tumhe kaise patha chala… 
Arey Chief se maath bathana warna wo muje Gangster sumajle gee… 
Yeh lo $50 aur kisee ko pal ka patha na chalaye.