|*| Cafe Police Station |*|

A tribute to a great thread by VG

Ladies and Gentlemen Cafe Police Station is now OFFICIALLY OPEN :shikari:

yes, yes you heard me right :teggy:

Here you can register your complaints, **dukhyarays **and trouble makers

bila jhijak aa ker upni shikayaat paish kero :what:

aur haan…

agar kisi nay hoshiyaari dikhanay ki koshish ki, ya phir is thaanay ka najaiz faida uthaya then

:asa:

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Is thaanay ki CSP mein houn :D

saray din ki registered complaints shaam ko aa ker check keeya keroun gi, aur action bhi tabhi leeya jaey ga :)

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**-Allah bachaaye Police waaloN se
-Police waale kisii ke dost nahiiN hote
-Police kii na to dostii achchhii aur na hii dushmani
-Police waale to apne baap ke bhi nahiiN hote
-Police chor se kahti hai chorii karo aur shaah se kahti hai jaagte raho

yeh ilzaamaat lagaaye jaate haiN Police par. so, ham GS Police par kaise bharosa kar len???**

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ye wo police walay hain jo 20 rupee k easy load se man jain gay is se b nahi tu phr chalo 1 chaa da cup he piaaa dawoo hahahah police haha lool.......!!1

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Yaar yeh kya kehray ho…? :eek:

:teary2:

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main tu police walo ko call nahi karo ga miss call dun ga call khud he kar lena .!!!

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HL tum say aur kya umeed ki ja sakti hai

tum ho he GS per logoun ko gumraah kernay k liye :smiley:

lagay raho munna bhai :cb:

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yeh jawaab kis ke liye thaa? tum bhii lagii raho Munni Bahen hahaha

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yahan gs per sub mod or channel manager thandary sy kum nahin jub cha jahan cha post ka stya naas kar dia ..hahaha

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korny i back to my duty :ASA:
i remember i was the incharge of this thaana

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thaanedaarnii ji...maiN to luT gayaa, barbaad ho gayaa...duhaaii hai...merii madad kareN sarkaar :(

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kya hua kyun shor macha rahe ho??? kis ne luta aap ko? :ASA:

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**
merii lugaaii bhaag gaii merii saarii jindagii kii jama poonhii le kar...aur me kii batteesii bhii saath le gaii :(**

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Huuuuhhh Only Cowards and weak submit complains :stuck_out_tongue:
I"m not a Coward :smokin2:

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oh thats a serious issue :hmmm:
aap ki batteesi mein kitne daant the?
aapki batteesii dikhne mein kaisi thi?
kya woh kahin se tooti hui thi ya bilkul intact thi??
woh batteesi aapki hi thi ya chori ki :asa:??

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i m collecting proof against u to put u in jail :emmy:

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I always wait for the FIR’s against me :wink: I love FIR against me :smiley:

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**
lo kar lo baat…kaisi “andher nagrii” kii police hai…

andhi nagri, chaupaT raaja
Take ser bhaajii Take ser khaajaa

ab sab kaa ham hii batlaaye deN? kuchh police-vaa bhii to kaam kare…bas itnaa kahat huN k batteesiyaan jahej-vaa meN mili rahi hamko :)**

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last time u escaped from the jail n korny was busy in bringing sheesha for the prisoners :naak:

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aap wese dhundna kis ko chahte hain?? batteesi ko ya biwi ko :konfused: