...Cafe Mods...

I am sure you’ve heard this joke before, but this is the remix with Phatima in it :smiley:

So all 3 cafe mods (Sheen, Phatima, and Khumar) were stuck on lala land and had no boat as it had crashed or anything to get back to the main land. While they were arguing and blaming each other of crashing the boat, a bottle landed on the shore. Phatima ran to grab it thinking it may be bhang, but there was smoke in it. She opened the bottle and popped out a jinn.

Jinn said okay everyone, you get one wish each. Since Phatima respects her older co-mods, she asked Sheen and Khumar to go first, respectively.

Sheen said I am missing my son. I wish I could back to my home and be with him.

BOOM Sheen disappeared and appeared in her home.

Khumar went next. She said she has to be home in time because she has to go to school tomorrow and she also has work.

BOOM Khumar disappeared and appeared appeared in her home.

Now Phatima’s turn came. She thought about what she should wish and then finally said (while thinking): “You know, I am feeling kinda lonely here without Khumar and Sheen, I miss them”…

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:omg:

well nice one but lemme me tell you phatima wont be calling me back:wink: poor khumar ki hi shamat aa sakti hai:hehe:

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Hindi films ki tarha jokes mein bhi KUCH BHI ho sakta hai :rotato:

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i had chartered a plane to bermuda triangle as soon as i came home. and we all know what happens in bermuda triangle ;)

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Phatima will enlighten us more when she reads this :halo:

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Now Phatima’s turn came. She thought about what she should wish and then finally said (while thinking): “You know, I am feeling kinda lonely here without Khumar and Sheen, I miss them”…

“But they are cafeites, and I am bound to slither out of that hole sooner or later. So instead of having them come back, may I please have a PAPACAMEL instead, dear Jinn pal?” :phati:

Jinn was stunned by Phatima’s intelligence. Jinn said to her, “Phatima, aa gya tey chaa gyaa O badshaoo O PAPACAMEL O”

:omg:

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^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA LOL :rotfl:

bhai jaan tussi pagal te nahi ho gaiye? :bummer: are you feeling okay pal?

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Shikra, the joke sucked. And if you don’t believe me, just look at the rating of this thread. :phati:

stoooooooppppppeeehhhh :mocking:

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rating kya hi, you can do rigigng to make it 5 stars :slight_smile:

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acha.

:(

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ahahahhahaaa :omg: :rotfl: :omg:

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haha :omg: :rotfl:

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I don’t like these jokes that make fun of me anymore. :cry: It was funny at first but now I get the feeling that everyone really DOES think that I’m stupid! :bummer:

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Phatima, who cares about the ratings, looking at the people's replies here, seems like the joke was a hit :whistling

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very hi nice tay changa joke, even thought I did not read it (apart from the opening line), since it is featuring phatima1 , i am sure it will be a qualified joke.

Very well done , and weekend mubarik to everyone.

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^ yeh aap mera mazaak ourha rahay hain ya tareef kar rahay hain? :emmy:

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hahahaha...
nice...

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dono, magar faraq siraf itna hai kay mazaq mai tareef hai.