Cafe interview Q&A : Hakuna Matata (Answers)

[Pakistani_Prince]

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[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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I’ll post answers soon..

[FreshBakedPi]

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[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@FreshBakedPi

1. What does it mean to live a “good life” to you?

2. Where do you see yourself five years from now?

3. If you owned a boat, what would you name it?

4. Share the worst commercial/ AD you’ve ever seen?

5. Who is the messiest person you know?

6. If chai was suddenly made into an illegal drug, what would the street name for it be and how much would you pay for it per cup on the black market?

7. If you were about to get into a fight, what song would be playing while it happened?

8. If animals had the ability to speak, which kind would be the rudest? Which would be the most polite?

Here are your answers FBP..

1. Having no worries with an elite class way of living..

2. Well, InshaALLAH, having more stable and established business, married, in the process of becoming father of 2 dozen kids, lol kidding :omg: more polite, more positive, more calm, more caring, more religious..

3. To be honest and from business point of view, if it’s my first boat, then I’ll name it “WW-01”..

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3n8Tpndakw

5. They are more than 1 in family..

6. Tbh, if it becomes illegal, I’ll drop tea outta my life slowly.. until then, my trailer’s driver will get me with no problem at all.. I can pay as much as I can to get it..

7. Very good and interesting question.. I dont get into a fight, infact never been into a fight since a decade or more.. but it will be something fast josheela track that can boost me up.. lol..

8. Black Mamba (reptile) the rudest, and I cant think of anything more polite than a bird which is Sparrow..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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more will be coming soon..

[FreshBakedPi]

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that was a pretty terrible commercial!! Great answers!

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@FreshBakedPi

that was a pretty terrible commercial!! Great answers!

thank you..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@aqua70

1. Who is your favorite person from gs?

2. Who is your favorite person in real life?

3. If you didn’t have to worry about money, how would you spend your days? (Credit: FBP)

4. What is your pet peeve?

Here are your answers Aqua..

1. Everyone who is polite..

2. Beside relation and love for my dad, it’s my dad because of his politeness, calm personality & patience.. Or else Nawaz Sharif..

3. I’ll still spend my life restless.. also it depends on how much money?? if infinite, then building empires, factories, mills, free hospitals and free food places in and outside Pakistan..

4. Back-biting..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@ekumunng

1 - your favorite guppy?

2 - What makes you visit gs everyday?

3 - Fav song of all time?

4 - Fav movie of all time?

5 - Fav destination that you visited?

6 - Fav destination you’re yet to visit?

7 - When was the last time you visited Pakistan (or if you are in Pakistan, which country you visited most recently)

8 - Halwa poori ya nihari?

9 - Fav politicians?

10 - What is the largest number you can think of?

11 - Are you team Android or team iOS?

12 - In which city did you spend your childhood?

13 - How much sugar you put in your cup of tea?

14 - In fact, what is not your cup of tea?

15 - Songs of which era you like the most, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s ya 10 se aagay ka shor sharabba?

Ekumunng, here I go with your answers..

1. Same answer, everyone who is polite.. I like many guppies, but saying 1 particular name can hurt some guppies too, which will be inappropriate and dissatisfying for me.. I am already so careful about not hurting anyone..

2. Hmmm good question.. First of all, the fact is you need free time for internet, which I have again since last year.. and GS is an awesome website which covers almost all corners of life.. and who dont needs a Dhaaba, I mean Cafe.. I miss some guppies though, but still it’s a worth surfing place.. and why I like is because back in 2012, when I wasnt expecting, guppies post a thread to wish me birthday, it was shocking for me that how the cake, did they know it’s my birthday..

3. Well it’s a difficult question.. my mood remains jolly most of the time.. and tbh I like remixed music more.. but yes I do sometime like listening to original.. and you want me to pick a drop wisely from the sea.. lol.. Ok I can listen to these two songs anytime..

a) Hawa Hawa, Ay Hawa, Khushboo Lauta De..

b) Pump Up The Bhangra - Alaap Group..

4. Again same thing.. it’s a big deal to pick one from a mighty list.. but I would like to share these 3 instead of just 1.. Carry On Jatta.. Behind Enemy Lines.. Shooter..

5. I have seen many, but nothing can be compared to Shogran & Sari-Paaya Meadows in Shogran..

6. I wanna see the whole world.. but fav is *“The City That Never Sleeps - New York”

*7. I am in Pakistan since ever, never been to any other country..

8. I’ll go with Nihari (with sada naan or kulcha).. I liked halwa puri alot, but it’s so oily which makes me feel like vomiting..

9. One and Only Nawaz Sharif.. He’s a great man.. & I know him well..

10. Lol, are you judging me?? Okay, whateva!! if it’s about money then 1000 kharab(trillion) US dollars will be enough..

11. I’m team @Windows.. then team Android and then Apple.. The reason is I have both windows and android mobiles.. I like windows more.. but the actual reason is both dont charge for downloading anything, whereas I have an Ipod and I can’t download anything on it and have to attach it to my lappi to download music, movies or games in it.. Aik dafa pese bhar diyey phir kyun dum pakri rehte hain..

12. Same in which I am living right now.. Sahiwal..

13. I like 1.5 or 2 teaspoons but sometimes just 1 do the work too..

14. Hmmm, news/news about others..

15. Mostly 10 se aagay ka shor sharaba.. but I am an allrounder.. you didnt mention 40s, 50s, I like that too..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@HamzaKhan

1. Most defining moment of your life ?

2. Favorite feature on a face ?

3. Alpha or Beta ?

Hamza Khan your answers..

1. My mother’s death or my first day at work.. Both had a great impact on my life, they changed it.. and there is an interesting story behind each..

2. Eyes or til on the upper lip..

3. Alpha..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@FreshBakedPi

*A few more:
*

1. What topic(s) could you give a 45 minute presentation on with absolutely zero time to prepare?

2. For one whole day you can either be completely invisible or have the ability to fly. Which would you pick and why?

3. Name one favourite word in each of the following languages: Urdu, Punjabi, and English.

4. Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always surrounded by annoying people?

Hmmm, Pie, you came up with more interesting questions.. So, here we go..

1. Any topic of Mechanical Engineering, Religion(Islam), Human Rights and Rules/Laws of Pakistan..

2. Ofcourse I will go with flying.. Who doesn’t want to touch clouds.. A day will be enough to do many things.. I will also go and meet my family in CA and will meet you too in Amrika I will also visit Burmuda triangle and will experience the gravity loop myself..

3. Urdu = Aap/ Jee
   Punjabi = Dawadaw
   English = Pardon me/Wow

4. Depends on what kinda annoying?? I think or guess I can live with them, I have seen worst and many things…

[mahool]

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@Hakuna_Matata

Hmmm, Pie, you came up with more interesting questions.. So, here we go..

1. Any topic of Mechanical Engineering, Religion(Islam), Human Rights and Rules/Laws of Pakistan..

Extra Judicial killing kay baray main appka kiya khayal hia?

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@mahool

Extra Judicial killing kay baray main appka kiya khayal hia?

I’ll answer it in a queue..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@Pakistani_Prince

1-What is the one thing you want to do before you die ?
2- Who is your celebrity crush ?
3- village life or city life ?
4- Are you secular or religious ?
5- You used to be a big supporter of PMLN, Are you still PMLN supporter?
6-Which guppy do you miss the most and why ?
7- Team PP or Team Aqua ?
8- Pick two Guppies out of these…
Aqua…
FreshBaked…
Shonali…
Jiaa…
Tiger…
Asif Jahangir
Fariha
LP

9- coffee or chai ?
10-Team Red velvet or Team bobby1 ?
11- home cooked food or bahar ka khana ?
12- What’s your fav leisure time activity ?

Harry Potter here are yours..

1. I am already working on it.. can’t disclose at the moment.. but I promise I’ll share it very soon InshaALLAH..hopefully in a month.. and after that it doesnt matters I live or die.. lol..

2. Madhuri Dixit since 1994 till date.. (from the movie Hum Aapke Hain Koun)

3. Definitely City life.. village life lack opportunities and facilities..

4. Religious..

5. I am not a lota neither matlabi.. I still love Nawaz Sharif and will love him till the end.. so will definitely go with PMLN..

6. jiia, because she is like a real sister to me.. had a great time with her.. she’s busy with her family.. however my prays will remain with her & all of you InshaALLAH..

7. You got to be kidding me.. lol.. I cant answer these 3 questions.. infact they’re offensive.. sorry..

8. "

9. Chai.. I love coffee too but only in winters.. taseer kafi garam hoti hai and I am already living in a hot region.. lol..

10. "

11. No matter how much you dine out, but ultimately you’ll come back to home cooked food.. so I’ll good with home cooked food..

12. It’s a project I’ve been working on.. and other is riding fast on bike..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@NaanGuard

1. IS IT REALLY A WONDERFUL PHRASE?!?!?!!

2. Timon or Pumba?

3. Rafiki or zazu?

4. What is your favorite African tribal music?

Naanguard, your answers..

1. Yes it is.. everyone finds a way to be happy and have no worries.. so it is..

2. Timon..

3. Zazu..

4. This is mine..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@Southie

1. When did the Matata lineage get famous
2. How often do you do Sue Sue each day
3. Buy, sell or hold?

Oye Hoye Southie Bhai Sue you..

1. When Simba finds himself with Nala.. <= technically it’s a correct answer..

2. It depends on how many times I have to deal with water cases..

3. Nice question.. It’s complicated.. from business point of view, it’s a matter of opportunity.. I am in the favour of buying & holding than selling.. had so many bad experiences in selling.. wese bhi sabar ka phal meetha hota hai.. and according to stock markets, wait until you hit the bull’s eye..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@NavAhmed

What fact do you wish you had never learned?

NavAhmed..

Hmmm, there isn’t any.. more you know more you grow.. and I think whatever happens to humans, good or bad.. they always learn.. Brain is an always hungry organ..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@Sajalina

1-What’s your favorite song that you never get tired of listening to?

2-Do you like to speed or drive at a normal pace?

3-How do you express your anger?

4-How do you express your love?

Sajalina here we go..

1. It’s so difficult to pick one..

Hawa Hawa Ay Hawa Khushboo Lauta De..

but I would like to add this link too.. I listen to this non-stop remixed track everytime I ride or drive..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhqZazlbAn4

2. Normal pace?? I dont know what that is.. I love Blurring speed.. I know it’s dangerous but jawani wishes for thrill and I find it in speeding.. I cant stop me whatever I do..

3. By discontentment.. O jee naraz hoke.. lol.. btw discontentment should be limited and only to convey your message, not torturing others..

4. With care and affection..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@NomiCA

which chick been your favorite on this forum?

Nomi..

lol.. Was this supposed to make me feel something??

how about this reply.. *“I’m just very protective of my happiness”.. *lol…

It’s an inappropriate question..

[Hakuna_Matata_1]

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@Anjul

Hakuna, here are few questions for you to know you more.

1. What is happiness for you?
2. Generally, when you turn on your tv set, what type of channel or show you go to:
   i) Music
   ii) any reality show
   iii) News
   iv) movies
   v) animal/jungle adventure
   vi) religious
   vii) daily soap/serial drama
   viii) cartoon
   ix) sports
   x) fashion
   xi) science and technology
   xii) Arts, culture and history.
   xiii) whatever being played.
   xiv) any other
3. From reliable sources, it is known that you stare at the night sky. Why do you do this? I mean you miss someone, think something, enjoy the scene or any other reason?
4. It is said that news channels these days are showing excessive violence and giving more time to violence related news. It is also said that they are serving violence as entertainment. For example, videos of public beating a theif or domestic violence. Do you think there is a need of self-regulation in this respect?
5. Yatha raja tatha praja or yatha praja tatha raja (like king like subject or like subjects like king)?
   You can replace king with ruler/leader/President/PM and praja with followers/residents/citizens here.

Anjul here are your answers buddy..

1. I’ll change my answer a bit in a broader way.. easy-going life, no worries, enjoying each moment, enjoying life, success, helping others, having no issues with anyone..

2. I dont watch TV anymore.. but it will be movies and science & technology..

3. Wow, so you know about it.. here you go..

4. Yes ofcourse they need to.. Infact authorities like censor-board should take action and stop this.. This is one of a reason that I stopped watching TV.. There are always bad news.. no creativity at all..

5. Obviously, I’ll go with Like Leaders Like Followers.. Leaders/rulers/teachers/fathers, always set an example or way of living/leading for the followers.. e.g: if a father smokes, his son will definitely try or act like smoking.. and it happens all the time whether anybody believes or not..

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