@SID_NY
***“If you are made to rule Pakistan, what will be your first order of business?”
Well for starters, I’d be looking to govern Pakistan, not rule it. This is not a monarchy! That is an important distinction!
And after having several very strong cups of tea and allowing myself a full day to panic, the first thing I’d do is, out of my own pocket, hire the best protective and security detail on the planet. Next I would systematically dismantle the existing, inept, corrupt, and thieving governmental elements currently in place from the top right on down to the lowliest administrative clerk (likely getting myself killed in the process, hence the security detail.) Stiff fines, penalties, and jailtime for the lot of them as their cavalier attitudes have been destroying the livelihood of Pakistan’s lower and middle classes for years; robbing people of their basic rights. I’d run the place like Giuliani did in NYC in the 90’s using the broken windows theory. Nothing else can be addressed until this happens and part of that dismantling will undoubtedly involve targeting the fundamental elements holding parts of the country hostage right now. Corruption is like a weed and must be killed at the root.
***“If you have to participate in “dancing with the stars” , which celebrity will you dance with?”
Oh my gosh… you know what… and you’re all going to laugh at me but I’d pick Richard Simmons. I think he’s adorable and every interview I’ve ever seen with him makes him come off as genuinely caring for people who struggle with their weight and health. He’s funny and doesn’t take himself seriously. We’d absolutely lose the contest because the masses want to see good-looking people dancing in that show and we’d be two weird looking misfits but we’d have a helluva good time before they kicked us off I think!
***“Can you parallel park without getting the car kissed by another subject?”
Yup! I hate driving but I can parallel park well.
***“A dinner with Donald trump or a evening with aliens on UFO? Pick one”
I’d pick Trump and then I’d make sure I had a secret and hidden camera to capture every time he embarrasses himself and makes inappropriate comments so I could leak it.
***“Jaime Lannister or Tyrion? Pick one”
Tyrion hands down.
***“Shrek or Donkey? Pick one”
Neither? I’ve never seen the movie… is a goat an option because then I could at least have it butchered and cook it for dinner lol
***“Pick one illegal thing that you’ll happily do”
Probably certain internet laws… without even thinking.
***“Your favorite halloween costume?”
***Well I’ve been trying to convince one of my friends to go as sexy Trump since it’s such an oxymoron but… any of these will do in the meantime: CLICK
***“Guilty pleasure?”
Historical period movies? Shakespeare? … ohhh you mean the bad stuff 
Chapelle show. Bob’s Burgers. Rick and Morty.
***Tattoos, yes or no?
I’m pro body autonomy and believe that people should be allowed to adorn themselves in the manner they see fit.
***“You have got a way to time travel, which year will you go?”
June 28th 1914.
***You are driving and somebody just tries to cut you, how long before your middle finger gets up towards him/her?
I’m more likely to mutter or yell in my car than I am to making gestures.
***How long can you stay mad at someone?
Not long. It just takes too much energy and why would anyone put extended effort into such a non worthwhile thing!
