Cafe for Sale

Ehsan Uncle has given me permission to auction off the Cafe. All benefits will go directly to my Save The Goats Campaign. :phati:

Since we’ve got guppies all over the world, we’ll be handling this auction with the universal currency - khotas. :gadha:

Let the bidding begin!

3 khotaas! Do I hear 3 KHOTAAS?! :phati:

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mods lock this thread…

it’s not true…therefore must be locked :chai:

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i bid for the last number that there ever was, there ever is or there ever will be number of Khotas plus my my friendship to phatima1.

Now do i get the cafe:halo:

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just because you dont have a great deal number of khotas to give away so ur trying to close the thread :smiley:

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i cant close this thread…only Phati can :hehe:

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what If I wana give part of this khota → :gadha:

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obviously i knew that but your pursuading her to close it init.

ok i ll bid a few khotas on your behalf if that needs be.

i bid 9 khotas in dedication to the number of letters in Angel Eyes nick, for the cafe on behalf of Angel Eyes :smiley:

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ill give 99999 khotas:phati:

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then theres no point you bidding coz all the other ppl will out bid you,

but we ll take your contribution but on one condition the cafe wont be given to you :halo:

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All offers have been rejected thus far :snooty:

This is a very serious thread :snooty:.

Angel Eyes - hmm on what grounds do you say that this is not true? :hoonh: Have you actually PMed ehsan uncle and asked? NO, I didn’t think so! :phati:

fbi - You can’t sell me our friendship if it was never there to begin with :phati:

EMM - No I don’t want PARTS of khotaas! :grumpy: I want fully-functionable khotaas! With wagons with spinning rims, too! :snooty:

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koolkomal - And where will you get these khotaas from? :smilestar:

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spinning rims? lol those* things of khotaa* look almost like it .. ainnit? :D

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okay 99999999 fully functional khotas?:faizy:

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what? :konfused:

Now listen up everyone!!! What I do with these khotaas is absolutely NONE of your business! I can play dress-up with them if I want to! And there’s NOTHING any of you can do about it because once you’ve auctioned them, they’re alllll MINES! :snooty:

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where do you think i got’em?:faizy:


so…Deal or no Deal?:phati:

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One KHOTA and one KHOTI , addition of one KHOTA or KHOTI ever year.

KHOTI ka naam ho ga "Heenchi" and Khotay ka "Heencho"

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oh
I thought there was an ATM machine fitted in the khoota
with Currency comming from under the tail

:gadha:

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am out of this bidding, i offered my friendship and it got rejected :naraz:

bye :teary1:

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hahahahah :smiley: Acha laiken that won’t be enough. I want to start a khotaa farm. :snooty: Two, with the addition of one per year is nothing.

Uncle Stalker - hmm :hmmm: That’s a very good idea. Ofcourse, it wouldn’t be currency that would be coming out…but I COULD very well keep my house warm with that stuff, ya know what I mean.

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Na Khota Na Khoti, Na Khotay Kay Par

Ullo kay pathay bukwaas na Kar :)