I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly
me out to the meeting on business class. During the return
flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry,
I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in a vomit
bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess
approached me. “Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that
for you?”
I said, “No thanks, I’m saving it for my kids.”