In honour of Bush seniors upcoming visit:
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Mush to Bush: Thanks for all the aid it will help enormously in construction of the dam..umm help the earthquake victims
Bush to Mush: George told me to visit one of the 'stans ..I didn’t realise he was talking about a country till Cheney called me on the plane..
Mush to Bush: Faith based initiatives? We call them Madrassahs?
Bush to Mush: Are you the first Pakistani leader I’ve met..Oh no ..I do recall meeting a lovely lady who addressed Congress when I was President ..I think her name was Benazir? I guess she was before your time..
Mush to Bush: No Mr President, I didn’t say I need more f-16’s..I said a colleague was investing in a project here in the capital in F-16
Bush to Mush: Mr Musharraf the gas supply seems to have stopped in the hotel?
Mush: Those %£*(^ Baloch!
Mush to Bush: Mr President I am telling you..if you want your son around for another few years I recommend a referendum!
Bush to Mush: You sent your Predecessor into exile? I think Dubya would love the idea!
Mush to Bush: I still can’t believe your son doesn’t drink!