A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of
a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
“Bush is gonna get you.” The robber ignored it, and takes
the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.
“Bush is gonna get you.” The robber started to get a little
worried.
“What’s your name, birdie?”
“Ariel Sharon”
“What dummy named you Ariel Sharon?”
“The same dummy who called his rottweiler Bush.”
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