Bush: ‘Iran has Mythological Weapons’

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President Bush made a speech to Congress today in which he made a compelling case for military action against Iran – on the grounds that they were now in possession of so-called ‘Mythological Weapons’.

Using top military intelligence gathered from Wikipedia, Mr Bush stated ‘Iran has openly admitted that it has been seeking to gain control of mythological weapons for many moons. We always knew they had Angra Mainyu; a giant of a man with a spotted body and two horns. We now know they also have Aži Raoiita, or Red Dragon. We have sattelite evidence they are prepared to use Aži Višapa, the Dragon of Poisonous Slaver, and Gandarša the yellow-heeled monster of the sea that can swallow twelve provinces at once.’

The Pentagon believe they have compelling evidence that Mr Ahmadinejad is prepared to use these terrible weapons against the West and that a three headed dragon attack could reach New York in under 45 minutes. Many in the Pentagon are urging military action before the fantasy monsters are unleashed. A recent poll has revealed that a majority of Americans are in favour of a pre-emptive strike against Tehran, with half of the sample favouring conventional bombing and the other half suggesting an attack by either Superman or the Fantastic Four.

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/bush-iran-has-mythological-weapons-236

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:omg::omg:that’s terrible news.:no:

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that bush is out to get all the muslim countries muppet - he really dont wanna mess with Iran they will kick the americans back side

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:omg:

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Irans biggest weapons are Russia and China, which cannot allow the US to control Iraq and Irans oil simultaneously, and will not sit on the sidelines if the US invades Iran; but as I have already said, there is likely to have taken place some agreement between Iran, Russia, China and the US for violence to have reduced so significantly in Iraq.

China is desperately trying to diversify trade with other countries, so in the event there are trade disruption with the US, it will not be significantly affected.

China holds the most foreign exchange reserve dollars at 1.586 trillion, followed by Japan at 955 billion, Eurozone at 453 billion, Russia at 448 billion, India and Taiwan at 267 billion each, South Korea at 257 billion and Brazil at 173 billion.

I do not know if China will go to the length of dumping all FERs over trade sanctions, but it would over Iran war. Dumping of 1.586 trillion dollars is so unnerving for the others that they will follow suit. After all, none want to be left holding worthless paper.

Some 6.402 trillion in FER dollars are out there. What happens to the US economy when even half of these return back to the US? They will cause hyperinflation within the US. So far the US government could print money fairly recklessly because it could export its inflation thru FERs to other countries.

Presently the US itself holds only 160 billion in FERs because it does not need to since most of the global trade is in dollars. Now imagine when these returning dollars diminish the US governments ability to print money and having to build up massive pool of FERs in euros.

Now, on top of this imagine having to produce real goods and services for export to earn euros to import other real goods and services. So far, since most of trade has been in dollars, the US has been printing money for all its imports, which has kept the cost of living so low in the US. It was this dollar denominated trade that encouraged the outsourcing of manufacturing and other industry out of the US.

US has been a groosly mismanaged nation, where the federal has been so involved in foreign affair adventures that since 1981, it has felt that its only involvement in the domestic US economy is to increase money supply, which leads to loosening of credit.

Do you now see why the US has been behaving as it has been since 9/11?