George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about thewar. After his talk he offers question time. Onelittle boy puts up his hand and George asks him whathis name is. “Bob”. “And what is your question, Bob?” "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invadeIraq without the support of the UN? Second, why areyou President when Al Gore got more votes? Andthird, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bushinforms the kiddies that they will continue afterrecess.
When they resume George says, “OK, where werewe? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has aquestion?” A different little boy puts up his hand. Georgepoints him out and asks him what his name is. “Steve”“And what is your question, Steve?” “I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invadeIraq without the support of the UN? Second, why areyou President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third,what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did therecess bell go 20 minutes early? And
fifth, where isBob?”
