President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant. Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, **“Honey could I have a quickie?” **
The waitress was horrified. “Mr. President,” she says, **“I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was.” **
As she marches off in a huff, Cheney leans over and says, **“George, it’s pronounced quiche.” **
