Bush and AhmedNajad meet up in Tehran for talks on nuclear arms. When
Bush sits down he notices Najad’s chair has three buttons on the
armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Njad presses a button
and a boxing gloves pops out of Bush;s chair and bashes him on his face.
Bush, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few
minutes Njad presses a second button and out comes a large boot and
kicks him in the butt. Bush is kicked off but still remains ++++++dly
calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Njad presses the final
button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Bush. Bush
is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave.
“We’ll continue this talk Next week in New York” says the President.
Njad, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no. So the appointment
stands. A week later Bush receives Njad at the white house.
As Njad sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Bush’s
chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Njad sees Bush press the
first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This
doesn’t stop Bush from laughing…really loudly. After this, U.S president
continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Njad
reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this
time Bush falls out of his chair laughing.
Njad doesn 't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn’t
been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes
U.S president Bush presses the final button. This time, Njad stays sitting, but
Bush isn’t, he’s rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing.
Njad is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and
shouts: “I’ve had enough of this, I’m going back to IRAN”
Bush: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - " IRAN?? WHAT
IRAN ??? DO YOU THINK IT’S STILL THERE??"