If you are stuck on a long bus ride, i am are pleased to provide you with a list
of things to do to pass away the time…
*Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and
scream “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
*Incessantly complain that it is way too cold in the bus, no matter what the temperature is,keep doing it until the bus driver turns the heat up to full blast just to shut you up, then wait a few minutes for it to get really hot and start to complain about it.
- Make racing car noises constantly, occasionally announcing your progress along the ‘racetrack’ in an announcer voice. When anyone comes up to you and asks what you are doing, look at them funny and ask how they got in your NASCAR.
*Eat nothing but really noisy foods, such as bags of chips, nachos, tacos, individually
wrapped candies and unwrap them as loudly as possible. Also eat them noisily, chewing
with your mouth open and making the loudest possible slopping noises.
*At night when everyone is sleepy and unsuspecting, suddenly start barking as loud as possible, feel free to use megaphone.